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23 Sep 2018, 3:28 am

a stitch in time is worth 2 in the bush



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23 Sep 2018, 3:29 am

as drunk as a judge



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23 Sep 2018, 3:37 am

mutton dressed up in sheeps clothing.



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23 Sep 2018, 3:45 am

sweatin' like a wh*re in church [fyi, wh*res can be both female AND male :o ]



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23 Sep 2018, 3:46 am

don't cross your bridges before you burn them



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23 Sep 2018, 3:46 am

it's the bee's knees!



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23 Sep 2018, 3:47 am

it's the cat's pajamas!



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23 Sep 2018, 3:47 am

i'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than have to have a frontal lobotomy [courtesy dr. Rick Hanzlik, MD]



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23 Sep 2018, 3:50 am

about as useful as a glass toilet plunger



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23 Sep 2018, 3:50 am

as funny as a fart in a spacesuit



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23 Sep 2018, 3:51 am

if at first you don't succeed, say to hell with it and go back to bed. maybe tomorrow will be better.



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23 Sep 2018, 3:53 am

life is what happens when you've made other plans. [john lennon]



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23 Sep 2018, 4:09 am

as drunk as a barrel of monkeys



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23 Sep 2018, 9:03 am

Snug as a bug in a rug



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23 Sep 2018, 9:04 am

She was so excited, she had kittens!