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Antrax Veteran
Joined: 23 Feb 2019Gender: MalePosts: 1,639Location: west coast
There are many I like, but to start:"Sometimes you eat the bear, and sometimes the bear eats you"
grahambaster Velociraptor
Joined: 2 Jan 2018Gender: MalePosts: 439Location: Upper Midwest, USA
Beauty is reality seen with the eyes of love.
Fnord Veteran
Joined: 6 May 2008Age: 67Gender: MalePosts: 59,831Location: Stendec
Talkin' Ain't Doin'."Can't" don't live here.Takes but one cat to make kitten mittens.His mind's 'bout as sharp as a bowling ball, and maybe twice as dense.Every mile of road has two miles of ditch.A good fence should be horse high, bull strong and hog tight.
TW1ZTY Veteran
Joined: 26 Sep 2018Gender: MalePosts: 6,115Location: The US of freakin A <_<
The USA is full of idiots and each of them gets one vote.
A collection of "Don'ts":• Don't bite off more than you can chew.• Don't corner something meaner than you.• Don't educate yourself to be rich; educate yourself to be happy.• Don't go crying after anything that never went crying after you.• Don't go measuring my corn in your half-bushel.• Don't interfere with something that ain't botherin' you none.• Don't judge folks by their relatives.• Don't let the oak door hit ya where the Good Lord split ya.• Don't let your mind wander, it's too small to be let out on its own.• Don't name a cow you plan to eat.• Don't pick a fight with an old man; if he's too old to fight, he'll just kill you.• Don't run down narrow stairs when you're wearing spurs.• Don't sell your horse to buy a saddle.• Don't sell your mule to buy a plough.• Don't squat with your spurs on.• Don't take yourself seriously; no one else does.• Don't worry about tomorrow -- tomorrow can take care of itself.• Don't worry about finding the right man; fix yourself on becoming the right woman.• Don't worry about finding the right woman; fix yourself on becoming the right man.Those last two should be the banner over every thread in the "Love & Dating" forum.
Trueno Veteran
Joined: 2 Jul 2017Age: 68Gender: MalePosts: 1,788Location: UK
Some you win, some you lose... most you lose.
What you are, I once was. What I am, you will become.
• Anything worth doing is worth doing well.• Anything worth doing well is worth being paid well to do it.
They are us. We are them, and they are us.War does not determine who is right, only who is left.
• Ignorance can be cured, but stupid lasts forever.• It is a fine line between stupid and dead.• No matter how hard you try, you just can't fix stupid.• Stupid is as stupid does.
Intelligence breeds arrogance and arrogance can make you stupid
• Give me ambiguity or give me something else!
Believe only half of what you see and nothing that you hear.