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Who are you voting for?
Poll ended at 15 Jul 2019, 9:09 pm
Miss Lizard 6%  6%  [ 6 ]
Sly 6%  6%  [ 6 ]
CockneyRebel 5%  5%  [ 5 ]
Magz 5%  5%  [ 5 ]
Fluffysaurus 6%  6%  [ 7 ]
Ferris 7%  7%  [ 8 ]
Tw1zTy 6%  6%  [ 6 ]
Wolfram87 6%  6%  [ 7 ]
Raleigh 6%  6%  [ 7 ]
KT67 6%  6%  [ 6 ]
KraftieKortie 8%  8%  [ 9 ]
Mountain Goat 6%  6%  [ 7 ]
IstominFan 5%  5%  [ 5 ]
Fnord 6%  6%  [ 7 ]
IsabellaLinton 11%  11%  [ 12 ]
EzraS 6%  6%  [ 6 ]
Total votes : 109

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12 Jul 2019, 8:26 am

I see a powerful enemy thrown into the mix: The Wolf feasting on The Ram. :skull:


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12 Jul 2019, 1:03 pm

Hmm, I just picked up my mail at the post office and there was a large envelope waiting for me marked "CONFIDENTIAL." There were quite a few papers in it — you could perhaps call the whole thing a dossier — and I noticed the names of a number of the candidates in this election. I haven't read through all of it yet. What should I do with it?

I have no idea where this "dossier" came from. This is one of the stamps that was on it — I'm not even sure what language that is...

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12 Jul 2019, 1:09 pm

It's Ferret-speak!


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12 Jul 2019, 2:17 pm

^ heresy

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12 Jul 2019, 3:48 pm

Darmok wrote:
Hmm, I just picked up my mail at the post office and there was a large envelope waiting for me marked "CONFIDENTIAL." There were quite a few papers in it — you could perhaps call the whole thing a dossier — and I noticed the names of a number of the candidates in this election. I haven't read through all of it yet. What should I do with it?

I have no idea where this "dossier" came from. This is one of the stamps that was on it — I'm not even sure what language that is...

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I think it's your WP duty to post a few snippits of your findings but redact names to protect the guilty.


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12 Jul 2019, 4:37 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
Darmok wrote:
Hmm, I just picked up my mail at the post office and there was a large envelope waiting for me marked "CONFIDENTIAL." There were quite a few papers in it — you could perhaps call the whole thing a dossier — and I noticed the names of a number of the candidates in this election. I haven't read through all of it yet. What should I do with it?...

I think it's your WP duty to post a few snippits of your findings but redact names to protect the guilty.

First installment. The clock is ticking. . . . . . .


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1pcEpSaboo


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12 Jul 2019, 7:08 pm

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^ I've run out of room in my garden to bury the bodies , I suppose I could start digging next door :skull:

I found this tutorial helpful with that problem.Also,have you tried composting?Only works if you don’t have dogs.


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12 Jul 2019, 7:14 pm

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Are ties to be resolved by individual combat?

But of course.Is there any other way?


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12 Jul 2019, 7:31 pm

Misslizard wrote:
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^ I've run out of room in my garden to bury the bodies , I suppose I could start digging next door :skull:

I found this tutorial helpful with that problem.Also,have you tried composting?Only works if you don’t have dogs.


Knee deep ? What a rank amateur although I may buy a smaller shovel :lol:

If I touched my GF's compost heap I'd be a gonna :twisted:


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12 Jul 2019, 10:29 pm

Darmok wrote:
Hmm, I just picked up my mail at the post office and there was a large envelope waiting for me marked "CONFIDENTIAL." There were quite a few papers in it — you could perhaps call the whole thing a dossier — and I noticed the names of a number of the candidates in this election. I haven't read through all of it yet. What should I do with it?

I have no idea where this "dossier" came from. This is one of the stamps that was on it — I'm not even sure what language that is...

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It's Klingon.
You can tell by the: "CCCP". 8)



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12 Jul 2019, 10:37 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
Knee deep ? What a rank amateur although I may buy a smaller shovel :lol:


I find an acid bath works much better.
To each their own. <shrug>

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If I touched my GF's compost heap I'd be a gonna :twisted:

What!
You are cheating on Isabella?!
That isn't going to go well for you, my fiend.
I should have no trouble converting her into a state's witness now, for sure.
"Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned." :twisted:

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Nobody got a real majority.

There might be a runoff.....


Only one vote is required for a win.
But it may never come to that.
The entire voting exercise may be null and void due to political corruption at the highest level.
(Psst, how tall is the ferret?).



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13 Jul 2019, 12:49 am

What people are voting for?



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13 Jul 2019, 12:59 am

Kitty4670 wrote:
What people are voting for?

a game of who should be the benevolent dictator of WP.



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13 Jul 2019, 2:31 am

Kitty4670 wrote:
What people are voting for?


Me


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13 Jul 2019, 2:42 am

i am somewhat reluctant, at this stage of life, to vote for anybody who wants the job.



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13 Jul 2019, 3:05 am

Thanks to all who voted for me. Umm. Whoever gets to be dictator, what do they do? Do they say things and we all have to write it down? I am no good at keeping up with doing that... Half my school work was missing as I could not write quick enough, and as I was quiet, shy and withdrawn, (Along with when I got home I really needed time to recharge so I often couldn't face homework or any work of that nature, so rarely did I want to copy up for the days notes) no one would lend me their school books, apart from one kind girl, but it only happened two or three times as she needed her books for her own work etc.
People who live in countries with a dictator in charge... Do they all copy notes if they don't keep up with what he or she says?

I am not serious. Is my "Acting thick" humour kicking in. Though about me being no good at dictation in school is completely true, and probably contributed to failing exams when I reached collage, as I just didn't have completed notes to revise etc, though bullying (Was not intended to be bullying, but I took things too seriously) also took its tole.. I masked for the first year, but when the mask was discovered towards the end of the second year it was like all hell broke lose! Exams didn't mean anything to me by then.


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