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14 Mar 2018, 5:28 am

Fetika wrote:
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What do you call a group of Aspies ?
A cast of Aspersions.


Sorry Pluto, English is still somewhat a foreign language to me. So I don't get your joke. Could you either rephrase or explain it to me please? Thanks in advance.


It's a play on words

cast aspersions - say harsh critical things about someone or someone's character

cast - throw (something) forcefully in a specified direction
cast - a group of actors

aspersion - a false or misleading charge meant to harm someone's reputation


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14 Mar 2018, 3:07 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
Fetika wrote:
pluto wrote:
What do you call a group of Aspies ?
A cast of Aspersions.


Sorry Pluto, English is still somewhat a foreign language to me. So I don't get your joke. Could you either rephrase or explain it to me please? Thanks in advance.


It's a play on words

cast aspersions - say harsh critical things about someone or someone's character

cast - throw (something) forcefully in a specified direction
cast - a group of actors

aspersion - a false or misleading charge meant to harm someone's reputation


Thanks,SaveFerris. Couldn't have explained it better myself!


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14 Mar 2018, 5:26 pm

pluto wrote:
SaveFerris wrote:
Fetika wrote:
pluto wrote:
What do you call a group of Aspies ?
A cast of Aspersions.


Sorry Pluto, English is still somewhat a foreign language to me. So I don't get your joke. Could you either rephrase or explain it to me please? Thanks in advance.


It's a play on words

cast aspersions - say harsh critical things about someone or someone's character

cast - throw (something) forcefully in a specified direction
cast - a group of actors

aspersion - a false or misleading charge meant to harm someone's reputation


Thanks,SaveFerris. Couldn't have explained it better myself!


No worries Pluto :salut:


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03 Apr 2018, 4:55 pm

best jokes ever :lol:



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11 Apr 2018, 11:54 am

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There've been several variations of the "how many people does it take to change a lightbulb? joke" in this discussion thread.

I’m basing this on actual (mundane) experiences of changing lightbulbs; where I was usually the one who changed the lightbulbs. Only one other person was present, and chuckled at my brief lightbulb jokes.

* One to change the lightbulb (while anticipating “comments” from the others).

* Another to dig-up forgotten TECH. specs on this particular lightbulb maker and compare its expected life-cycle in years versus how long the bulb actually lasted!

* Another to comment on the incandescent, and flourescent type lightbulbs.

* Another to note, and exercise the proper waste disposal of lightbulbs; as well as to mention various recycling practices of making new products out of old-lightbulb scrap.

* And finally, another to note that we are doing the work of only three-guys, Larry, Moe and Curly of ‘The Three Stooges.’



I have to repeat my lightbulb-joke as an update; that is the various roles of five people it takes to change a lightbulb have been reduced to two people. Hence, three of the original people must be let-go! The person who remains.............is the TECH. spec. person.

* One to change the lightbulb (while anticipating “feedback” from the one other person).

* The other TECH. orientated person who would be that novel combination of the three people replaced, and his 'how many people does it take to change a lightbulb?' joke would encourage a "top that!" invitation to....more future lightbulb jokes!

And yes, one (of many) responses to my humor was the question, "did you just attend comedy traffic-school?" (Never attended comedy traffic school!)



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15 Apr 2018, 8:23 pm

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What is the difference between an extroverted and an introverted aspie?

The extroverted Aspie looks at your shoes when talking to you.


Haha. Yeah, I get that one. Any more? Like what are we if we're not talking to one another every day?
Like, yeah, 'We're Lost in Translation!'



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04 Jun 2018, 6:45 am

An Aspie walked into a night club...


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06 Jun 2018, 4:30 pm

.. and got sold out in less than a minute :lol:



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06 Jun 2018, 6:00 pm

Sold out?????


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01 Dec 2018, 11:57 am

Aspie Reindeer's

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01 Dec 2018, 7:40 pm

I don't mind when a neurotypical jokes about Asperger's as long as the joke isn't deliberately malicious or hurtful. It's not that big of a deal.


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