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10 Nov 2019, 11:15 am

I'm serious. That is my ambition. I'll continue living a normal life for a few more years and then, look out! You'll be seeing more of me. It is the coolest most awesome and fun thing to do ever. :twisted: :wink: :!: :heart:


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10 Nov 2019, 11:18 am

:eew:

EEW!! Just what we need -- more geezer-butt sightings!

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10 Nov 2019, 11:27 am

Ummm... ok :|



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10 Nov 2019, 4:45 pm

Been there, done that, didn't get the t-shirt, though.

A few years ago, when my psychiatrist decided to experiment with me by trying me out on different drugs, I went through an "interesting" time. To wit:

I walked naked into a supermarket, picked up some cold cooked chicken, and walked out.

I walked around naked in a public park at dusk a few times. The methheads there got freaked out. I said, "Oh, please, the sh*t you're doing is worse."

I broke into a bank and waited outside of it, naked, waiting to be picked up by the police. Naturally, I was.

I strolled naked into a psych hospital to try to get admitted. The receptionist was so freaked out she called the police. I said to her, "Hey, this is a psych hospital. I'm sure you've seen crazier sh*t than this." The cops took me to a medical center to see if I was under the influence of illegal substances. After I was cleared, they took me to a different psych hospital than the one I'd initially walked into.

Around that time, I also climbed over the fence into the police station's parking lot looking for a car to break into so I'd get arrested. I wasn't naked, though. Just barefooted in the rain.



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10 Nov 2019, 5:25 pm

Yes well they call him the streak
Fastest thing on two feet
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He's gonna give us a peek!
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10 Nov 2019, 11:17 pm

if you've got it, flaunt it.



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10 Nov 2019, 11:38 pm

I want to make sure that I am not just someone bragging about it. I am looking for people to be my posse. If January 1st, 2025 comes around and I have not embarked on my streaking adventures then the posse starts to pester me and contrive ways to force me to carry out my promise. If you want to be on my posses then I'll send you my contact info.


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10 Nov 2019, 11:47 pm

why 2025? :scratch:



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11 Nov 2019, 2:05 am

I read the title as I'd Love To Be A Serial Stalker. And was then really puzzled by some of the responses.



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11 Nov 2019, 3:17 am

Boogity, Boogity


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11 Nov 2019, 3:41 am

"ETHEL! say it isn't SO!!" :o



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11 Nov 2019, 4:08 am

Is that you? Behind David Niven?



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11 Nov 2019, 4:34 am

david niven was the quickest of quick wits. nothing could trip that guy up.



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11 Nov 2019, 8:20 am

auntblabby wrote:
why 2025? :scratch:


For personal and professional reasons. One thing that I won't reveal.


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11 Nov 2019, 9:39 am

Streaking was at its highest popularity while an impeachment of a Republican president was going on.


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11 Nov 2019, 10:42 am

redrobin62 wrote:
Been there, done that, didn't get the t-shirt, though.

A few years ago, when my psychiatrist decided to experiment with me by trying me out on different drugs, I went through an "interesting" time.


I totally relate. At some point when I was given a truck load of different meds, I was a bit "too happy" and weird stuff happened. I won't be disclosing the events right now but suffice to say, I did a whole lot of weird things and that wasn't me.