I'd Love To Be A Serial Streaker

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I'm serious. That is my ambition. I'll continue living a normal life for a few more years and then, look out! You'll be seeing more of me. It is the coolest most awesome and fun thing to do ever.

EEW!! Just what we need -- more geezer-butt sightings!

Ummm... ok

Been there, done that, didn't get the t-shirt, though.

A few years ago, when my psychiatrist decided to experiment with me by trying me out on different drugs, I went through an "interesting" time. To wit:

I walked naked into a supermarket, picked up some cold cooked chicken, and walked out.

I walked around naked in a public park at dusk a few times. The methheads there got freaked out. I said, "Oh, please, the sh*t you're doing is worse."

I broke into a bank and waited outside of it, naked, waiting to be picked up by the police. Naturally, I was.

I strolled naked into a psych hospital to try to get admitted. The receptionist was so freaked out she called the police. I said to her, "Hey, this is a psych hospital. I'm sure you've seen crazier sh*t than this." The cops took me to a medical center to see if I was under the influence of illegal substances. After I was cleared, they took me to a different psych hospital than the one I'd initially walked into.

Around that time, I also climbed over the fence into the police station's parking lot looking for a car to break into so I'd get arrested. I wasn't naked, though. Just barefooted in the rain.

Yes well they call him the streak
Fastest thing on two feet
He's just as proud as he can be
Of his anatomy
He's gonna give us a peek!

if you've got it, flaunt it.

I want to make sure that I am not just someone bragging about it. I am looking for people to be my posse. If January 1st, 2025 comes around and I have not embarked on my streaking adventures then the posse starts to pester me and contrive ways to force me to carry out my promise. If you want to be on my posses then I'll send you my contact info.

why 2025?

I read the title as I'd Love To Be A Serial Stalker. And was then really puzzled by some of the responses.

Boogity, Boogity

"ETHEL! say it isn't SO!!"

Is that you? Behind David Niven?

david niven was the quickest of quick wits. nothing could trip that guy up.

Streaking was at its highest popularity while an impeachment of a Republican president was going on.