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01 Jun 2020, 6:24 am

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Any hordes of Locusts on the horizon ?
You asked?
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/anim ... st-africa/

they're hitting India too


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01 Jun 2020, 10:25 am

magz wrote:
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Any hordes of Locusts on the horizon ?
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https://www.nationalgeographic.com/anim ... st-africa/

You beat me to it.


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01 Jun 2020, 12:29 pm

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wish they might have offered to take me along ....hey mr spaceman
wont you take me along , i wont do anything wrong.


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01 Jun 2020, 12:31 pm

pyrrhicwren wrote:
magz wrote:
Jakki wrote:
Any hordes of Locusts on the horizon ?
You asked?
https://www.nationalgeographic.com/anim ... st-africa/

they're hitting India too

AAAugh......! , flee flee , runaway .... runaway .


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01 Jun 2020, 11:10 pm

Woman from the year 2019 encounters the year 2020.


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01 Jun 2020, 11:29 pm

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02 Jun 2020, 2:02 am

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Woman from the year 2019 encounters the year 2020.



It must be Hell for it to be trapped in that thing nearly all the time. I'd bite her too.



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02 Jun 2020, 2:18 am

Still, it was entertaining. 8)



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03 Jun 2020, 8:58 am

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Sounds about right !


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03 Jun 2020, 8:59 am

You know tropical storm season strated early this year in North America?
https://arstechnica.com/science/2020/06 ... ird-storm/


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03 Jun 2020, 8:42 pm

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Woman from the year 2019 encounters the year 2020.


Too small a tank for that size serpent. :x
If a snake is hungry it will bite a warm hand thinking it’s a nice warm rodent.Always feed with tongs or long hemostats.
They should have known how to get a large snake like that to release in an emergency.If she was alone and it wrapped around her neck she wouldn’t be here for all the upcoming fun in 2021.
Really cold water or alcohol will make the snake release.Just a whiff of the alcohol, the snake doesn’t need a shot.Keep a bottle in the reptile room always with large snakes.


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03 Jun 2020, 9:07 pm

Here’s a joke my mom shared with me today (probably from one or another of her social media things, so I apologize if most people have seen it already).

If the year 2020 was a drink, what would it be?













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04 Jun 2020, 11:35 am

/\aka Fleet.


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04 Jun 2020, 12:09 pm

smudge wrote:
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Woman from the year 2019 encounters the year 2020.



It must be Hell for it to be trapped in that thing nearly all the time. I'd bite her too.


What a great idea! :D

Adopt a pet that you cant cuddle, pet, nor pay fetch with, doesn't guard your house, and cant be taught to say "polly wanna cracker", that is at least as strong as you are, and cant stop it's instinct to strangle you to death!

Do those folks have pieces of candy corn for brains?



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04 Jun 2020, 12:17 pm

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"Braaaains...braaaains…..braaaaains…."



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04 Jun 2020, 1:04 pm

naturalplastic wrote:
smudge wrote:
Darmok wrote:
Woman from the year 2019 encounters the year 2020.



It must be Hell for it to be trapped in that thing nearly all the time. I'd bite her too.


What a great idea! :D

Adopt a pet that you cant cuddle, pet, nor pay fetch with, doesn't guard your house, and cant be taught to say "polly wanna cracker", that is at least as strong as you are, and cant stop it's instinct to strangle you to death!

Do those folks have pieces of candy corn for brains?


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