auntblabby
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05 Jul 2020, 4:37 am
Joe90 wrote:
Why is this subject so inappropriate?
Everyone pees! It's a natural bodily function.
Everyone pees! It's a natural bodily function.
because we're [headquarters of WP in amuuuurica] amuuuuricans and we are notoriously puritanical. hell, we can't even say "v@g!n@" on amuuurican tv/radio, we have to say "va-JJ" instead to avoid bleeps. we're the country that flipped its collective lid when janet jackson's "wardrobe malfunction" occurred in the middle of our quasi-religious ceremony called "the super bowl." [think of the children!
] we try to pretend bodily functions are just make-believe stuff the left likes to talk about. writer Mason Williams had us amuuuricans pegged when he wrote "The Censor" -The Censor sits
Somewhere between
The scenes to be seen
And the television sets
With his scissor purpose poised
Watching the human stuff
That will sizzle through
The magic wires
And light up
Like welding shops
The ho-hum rooms of America
And with a kindergarten
Arts and crafts concept
Of moral responsibility
Snips out
The rough talk
The unpopular opinion
Or anything with teeth
And renders
A pattern of ideas
Full of holes
A doily
For your mind
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05 Jul 2020, 7:24 pm
dragonsanddemons wrote:
Sorry if I’m contributing to a discussion that shouldn’t be discussed here, I’ll understand if it’s deleted or something.
I'm philosophical if my messages get deleted, too. I reckon doesn't matter. This is not like a deep profound discussion is it? The subject makes me
dragonsanddemons wrote:
At some point when I was in elementary school I had a friend tell me it was okay to pee in the shower because it just gets washed away with the water, so I started doing it mostly just because I could. I don’t do it very often anymore, and would never do it in any shower besides the one at home, but on occasion if I forget to pee before I shower, the warm water makes me really need to pee, and the toilet in the bathroom with a functional shower doesn’t work (as in, it no longer even has water in it because we have two other bathrooms in the house so never got around to getting it fixed), and I’m not going to risk being seen by someone else while I’m naked, so if I was going to use a toilet, I’d have to dry and clothe myself (not trusting myself not to drop a towel I was trying to use to cover up) only to disrobe again and return to the shower when I was done, so especially if it’s near the beginning of the shower when there’s going to be a lot of soapy water going down the drain and over the shower floor afterward, I figure it’s more efficient to just do it there if I suddenly need to pee. I also make sure I’m over the drain when I do it so I can be pretty much certain that it all got washed away and there isn’t any left on the shower floor when I’m done.
I wouldn't give it a second thought. No one has pointed out a downside for the good reason there isn't one. Ain't no big deal at all. Folks get Holier than Thou.
I think it is O.K. discussing this here in anonymity but my advice is, don't tell people in RL. Best to keep an aura of mystery around all that.
05 Jul 2020, 7:30 pm
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06 Jul 2020, 3:37 am
auntblabby wrote:
Joe90 wrote:
Why is this subject so inappropriate?
Everyone pees! It's a natural bodily function.
Everyone pees! It's a natural bodily function.
because we're [headquarters of WP in amuuuurica] amuuuuricans and we are notoriously puritanical. hell, we can't even say "v@g!n@" on amuuurican tv/radio, we have to say "va-JJ" instead to avoid bleeps. we're the country that flipped its collective lid when janet jackson's "wardrobe malfunction" occurred in the middle of our quasi-religious ceremony called "the super bowl." [think of the children!
] we try to pretend bodily functions are just make-believe stuff the left likes to talk about. writer Mason Williams had us amuuuricans pegged when he wrote "The Censor" -The Censor sits
Somewhere between
The scenes to be seen
And the television sets
With his scissor purpose poised
Watching the human stuff
That will sizzle through
The magic wires
And light up
Like welding shops
The ho-hum rooms of America
And with a kindergarten
Arts and crafts concept
Of moral responsibility
Snips out
The rough talk
The unpopular opinion
Or anything with teeth
And renders
A pattern of ideas
Full of holes
A doily
For your mind
Mason Williams, the guy who did Classical Gas?
06 Jul 2020, 3:49 am
ASPartOfMe
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06 Jul 2020, 4:42 am
Yeah, I do it, you got a problem with that?
Only in my own of course. Warm/Hot water relaxes me.
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06 Jul 2020, 5:10 am
Space50 wrote:
Joe90 wrote:
Why is this subject so inappropriate?
Everyone pees! It's a natural bodily function.
Everyone pees! It's a natural bodily function.
Don't worry pee happy.
That's my rule
06 Jul 2020, 5:12 am
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