Mountain Goat wrote:
I heard of a Christian guy who had set up a home for homeless people or children (I can't remember) in the USA, and someone had contacted him asking if he wanted a lorry load of cornflakes. There were many people that needed feeding so he said "Yes".
The lorry came and backed up. He went to open the back door and he did not realize that the cornflakes had been top loaded and were all unboxed. He was covered!
Well. It was a very generous gift, but I remember him saying "Don't talk to me about cornflakes!"
All they need now is for someone to donate a cow and an inflatable swimming pool.
Milk the cow directly into the pool and the kids can eat cornflakes and swim simultaneously. ( Let's hope they don't pee in their breakfast)
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