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14 Oct 2021, 5:40 am

To protect us from its laser eyes.

How to stop reading too much news?


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14 Oct 2021, 6:40 am

Chop it's head off.
If you can't, chop your head off.


Why does it snow?


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14 Oct 2021, 7:09 am

This is a myth, it does not snow and you cannot prove it does.

What is fog?



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14 Oct 2021, 7:12 am

That damnable thing that can occassionally be in anyone's head, stealing all the time and spaces in it. In other words, a liar and a thief.


Why rain at all?


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14 Oct 2021, 7:22 am

It is specifically designed to be attracted when lawns are being mown. It can however also be attracted by washing left out to dry.

Why the phrase crystal clear when crystals aren't clear?



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14 Oct 2021, 9:43 pm

It just emphasizes that nothing is ever really clear, even if people pretend it is.

Why are the birds singing?



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14 Oct 2021, 10:05 pm

They're overdosed with lozenges and like to show off.


You can break glass with high pitch screaming, right??


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14 Oct 2021, 10:11 pm

Yes, if you pitch it high enough. Throwing underhand doesn't work as well.

Would you like to touch my monkey?


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15 Oct 2021, 7:36 am

I've stolen your monkey and now it's mine! Mwahahahahahaha! :twisted:

How to make a volcano?


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15 Oct 2021, 7:39 am

Go to a nuclear power plant and sneeze in the reactor.

Is it appropriate at the cremation of someone you hate to shout "Burn baby burn"?



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15 Oct 2021, 7:43 am

It's a sepultural tradition here. Isn't it where you live?

Is water important?


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15 Oct 2021, 7:50 am

Water is certainly potent.

Can you see the figures "H2O" within all molecules?



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15 Oct 2021, 8:01 am

Yes you can. This is due to copywrite and patent infringement which are still a prevalent problem. In recent years it has become ever more difficult to spot counterfeit molecules.

Are Dog V4's pink ears a sign he is in need of a hug?



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15 Oct 2021, 12:24 pm

No. I scratch them all and drown them with acid I say, because I'm a cat.



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15 Oct 2021, 1:15 pm

Who wouldn't like to have their thoughts controlled?

Is Chopin worth it?


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15 Oct 2021, 2:09 pm

As long as you don't cut your fingers off, yes.

Who ate all the pies?