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magz Forum Moderator
Joined: 1 Jun 2017Age: 39Gender: FemalePosts: 16,283Location: Poland
To protect us from its laser eyes.How to stop reading too much news?
Edna3362 Veteran
Joined: 29 Oct 2011Gender: FemalePosts: 11,501Location: ᜆᜄᜎᜓᜄ᜔
Chop it's head off.If you can't, chop your head off.Why does it snow?
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maycontainthunder Veteran
Joined: 9 Mar 2020Gender: MalePosts: 2,875
This is a myth, it does not snow and you cannot prove it does.What is fog?
That damnable thing that can occassionally be in anyone's head, stealing all the time and spaces in it. In other words, a liar and a thief.Why rain at all?
It is specifically designed to be attracted when lawns are being mown. It can however also be attracted by washing left out to dry.Why the phrase crystal clear when crystals aren't clear?
Shellbelle Veteran
Joined: 12 Sep 2021Gender: FemalePosts: 675
It just emphasizes that nothing is ever really clear, even if people pretend it is. Why are the birds singing?
They're overdosed with lozenges and like to show off.You can break glass with high pitch screaming, right??
IsabellaLinton Veteran
Joined: 1 Nov 2017Gender: FemalePosts: 68,625Location: Chez Quis
Yes, if you pitch it high enough. Throwing underhand doesn't work as well. Would you like to touch my monkey?
I've stolen your monkey and now it's mine! Mwahahahahahaha! How to make a volcano?
Go to a nuclear power plant and sneeze in the reactor.Is it appropriate at the cremation of someone you hate to shout "Burn baby burn"?
It's a sepultural tradition here. Isn't it where you live?Is water important?
kraftiekortie Veteran
Joined: 4 Feb 2014Gender: MalePosts: 87,510Location: Queens, NYC
Water is certainly potent.Can you see the figures "H2O" within all molecules?
Yes you can. This is due to copywrite and patent infringement which are still a prevalent problem. In recent years it has become ever more difficult to spot counterfeit molecules.Are Dog V4's pink ears a sign he is in need of a hug?
No. I scratch them all and drown them with acid I say, because I'm a cat.Why wear helmets?
Who wouldn't like to have their thoughts controlled?Is Chopin worth it?
As long as you don't cut your fingers off, yes.Who ate all the pies?