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21 Oct 2021, 6:12 am

Perform an intriguing dance wearing a funny hat. The cat will lose it's balance trying to follow your gyrations and fall into your bucket.

Can I kick it?



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21 Oct 2021, 6:15 am

Only if you perform a suitable risk assessment first and inform the Health and Safety Executive of your intentions. They should respond if it is OK or not in four to six months.

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21 Oct 2021, 9:05 am

No. Ask a horse to do it for you.


What would humans normally gorge themselves with?


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21 Oct 2021, 9:08 am

feta

Who was more influential, Schiller or Goethe?



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21 Oct 2021, 9:11 am

OR. Because it's filled with doctors and nurses.


Who would toss the cup along with it's contents?


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21 Oct 2021, 9:17 am

My year old cat will toss anything for its contents.

Woe be the person who tries to stop her.

How many distasteful things shall I do today? (0-10)



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21 Oct 2021, 9:23 am

Seven hundred and seventeen point three.

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21 Oct 2021, 10:12 am

0. Make it horribly tasteful instead.


What's a bird's favorite juice?


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21 Oct 2021, 11:00 am

Betelgeuse.

Where to look for vampires?


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21 Oct 2021, 11:12 am

In a garlic pool. Because the rumor about garlic allergy is a lie.


What are insects addicted to?


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21 Oct 2021, 11:24 am

Flypaper. They love the news stories you see.

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21 Oct 2021, 8:17 pm

I don't know what fireflys are addicted to, but I know it is something - I keep seeing them all light up.

What am I really doing here anyway?



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21 Oct 2021, 9:37 pm

You're supposed to perform triple backflip and land 500 feet down for winning a local election campaign.


What's the coldest place in the universe?


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22 Oct 2021, 2:05 am

My heart.

What's the hottest place in the Universe?


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22 Oct 2021, 2:17 am

MY heart. :twisted:
Muahahahaha!! !


How to time travel?


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22 Oct 2021, 3:45 am

Put the battery the wrong way around in every clock in the house.

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