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29 Oct 2021, 3:22 am

No need to intervene, it just happens naturally.

Why are ducks such successful filmmakers?


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29 Oct 2021, 3:50 am

Because they are good at driving filmgoers quackers

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29 Oct 2021, 5:26 am

Because the film industry can be brutal, but water just goes right off their backs. 8)

Why "Meta"?


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29 Oct 2021, 5:43 am

Because "Meth" was already copyrighted.

Alpha, Beta, Gamma, ___?


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29 Oct 2021, 5:45 am

Biriyani

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29 Oct 2021, 6:08 am

Because they're not cats. That's why.


How humans worship?


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29 Oct 2021, 6:17 am

They connect to their gods via USB and upload their reverence to YouTube.

What is inside a tortoise?


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29 Oct 2021, 6:19 am

A turtle, a turret and another tortoise.

What's inside a turkey?


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29 Oct 2021, 6:24 am

Someone's severed hand.


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29 Oct 2021, 6:56 am

Someone with a spy camera who is confused as to where the military secrets are kept.

Are cats really our friends?



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29 Oct 2021, 7:01 am

On Mondays and Wednsdays, between 9 and 9:30.

What are the colors of a rainbow?


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29 Oct 2021, 7:21 am

Rainbows do not exist.

Why is Dog V4 sooo cuddly?



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29 Oct 2021, 7:26 am

Because inside his aluminium-shavings pelt he's simply chock-full o' wasps.

What's a boy to do?


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29 Oct 2021, 11:08 am

Poking holes in the least likely places. Like the moon.


How do you sharpen a pencil?


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30 Oct 2021, 9:17 am

Squirt lemon juice on it.

What's the best way to get juice out of a lemon?


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30 Oct 2021, 9:21 am

Stare at it.

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