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15 Dec 2021, 9:03 am

Because there's a dark conspiracy to keep those majestic gasbags out of the common peoples reach, oh the humanity!

Why did the titanic sink?


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15 Dec 2021, 9:08 am

Because one of the stokers decided to hang up a picture.

Why did the Britannic sink?


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15 Dec 2021, 9:45 am

Someone painted it white and left it floating in the North Atlantic. Then the Titanic crashed into it.

Why didn't the Olympic sink?



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15 Dec 2021, 11:14 am

Because Atlantis already did it for them.


How do humans sink?


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15 Dec 2021, 11:25 am

They have heavy thoughts.

Why did the kitchen sink?


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15 Dec 2021, 11:34 am

Because it was the kitchen on the Titanic.

Why did my heart just sink?



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15 Dec 2021, 11:42 am

You saw me posting something.

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15 Dec 2021, 1:09 pm

Because your heart was hit by an iceberg...the moment you first heard Hank Williams sing "your cold cold heart".

Why does Florida have so many sinkholes?



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15 Dec 2021, 1:35 pm

Someone forgot to turn off the giant jackhammer.

What would you do with this?
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15 Dec 2021, 1:36 pm

I'd clean behind my radiators with it.

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16 Dec 2021, 11:38 am

My next fashion accessories.
Also a fancy gift for my boss.


What's better than a bed?


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16 Dec 2021, 11:46 am

A radioactive warthog.

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18 Dec 2021, 8:07 am

A giant 6 legged hand on slow motion.


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18 Dec 2021, 8:10 am

A wooden board with rows of rusty nails, on which one can do penance for ones sins

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18 Dec 2021, 8:20 am

Bedder. Bedst being the superlative.

Who are the people in dreams who aren't people that you know?



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18 Dec 2021, 8:31 am

Edna3362 wrote:
Someone forgot to turn off the giant jackhammer.

What would you do with this?
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A bunch of frogs hitching a ride on a snake?????
Didnt know that that was a phenomenon.