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14 Jun 2022, 12:38 pm

Because they all have a hidden pot farm in there.

What's the quickest way to get to the moon?


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15 Jun 2022, 3:41 am

Climb up Yggdrasil.

What's inside Hell?


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15 Jun 2022, 4:54 am

PPR

Why do some people think the earth is flat?



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15 Jun 2022, 4:59 am

I blame the declining popularity of world globes. Now that people can only see the Earth on flat screens or pieces of paper, of course they're going to think the Earth is flat too.

If gravity is real, how do planes stay in the air?


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16 Jun 2022, 4:23 am

Each airplane is full of little birds flapping all the time. If they stop, the plane falls down.

What should I serve for a family dinner?


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16 Jun 2022, 8:23 am

Wind soup and rabbit tracks.

Why is my ice cream melting?



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16 Jun 2022, 11:33 am

Because that isn't ice cream you've got there....it's BABY VOMIT!! ! :eew:

Why does mint chocolate chip ice-cream taste so good?


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16 Jun 2022, 1:51 pm

It's first eaten and excreted by a goat, to ensure the perfect flavor.

Is there any reason to have children?


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16 Jun 2022, 2:14 pm

You've ruined mint chocolate chip ice cream for me. :cry:

No, not since they've invented this new pill that makes you give birth to an adult. You can even choose their age.

How will the world end?


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20 Jun 2022, 9:42 am

Noooobody wants to answer this! :lol: :lol:

On 01/07/22, GIANT jelly babies will rise from the ground and eat us all. 8O

What should I cook tonight?


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20 Jun 2022, 9:53 am

The nearest giant jelly baby.

What should I plant on my balcony?


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20 Jun 2022, 3:20 pm

Your bottom.

What should I watch tonight?


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20 Jun 2022, 3:38 pm

The pretty flowers growing on my balcony :P

What's your spirit animal?


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21 Jun 2022, 7:54 am

The wheelbarrow.

What's the best way to connect a spirit?



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21 Jun 2022, 8:24 am

Drip-bag.

The spirit is _______ but the flesh is ____.


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21 Jun 2022, 8:49 am

The spirit is deranged but the flesh is in shambles.


Same question.


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