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27 Jun 2022, 1:45 am

Just one, if he's a Pittsburgh Penguin.

The rest of them play shinny with the old bulb.

What's inside sleeping pills?

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27 Jun 2022, 2:25 am

It's either a bug that grabs your consciousness into the dreamworld, or an antinatalist scheme for the promiscuous.

What does the clock say?

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28 Jun 2022, 2:22 am

I keeps telling me I'm kook-koo.

Why don't sundials work at night?

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02 Jul 2022, 12:11 pm

They do, you just can't see to read it because it's dark.

Why does my computer keep claiming it is sentient?

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02 Jul 2022, 1:17 pm

It was possessed by a coma patient when said spirit can no longer go back to it's original body.

Why is it called The Butterfly Effect?

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02 Jul 2022, 8:56 pm

2345678909876543234567890

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03 Jul 2022, 3:50 am

I think you'll find that incorrect as the answer was: 1234567890987654323456789

How can I learn to play the flute?

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06 Jul 2022, 12:39 am

By finding a book in the library at practising there. I'm sure they won't mind.

What's a great idea for a new TV show?

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06 Jul 2022, 12:47 pm

A series consisting of nothing but a blank screen and silence for three hours for each of the 100 episodes. (I'd watch it.)

Why won't my TV turn on?

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07 Jul 2022, 5:23 am

Because it's full of gremlins.

Why does ice melt?

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07 Jul 2022, 6:44 am

It's frightened by heat.

Where do the fleeting clouds go to?

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07 Jul 2022, 7:00 am

Up your bottom.

Why don't we have tornadoes in the UK?

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07 Jul 2022, 7:55 am

It's underwater. Just below sea level. Instead it manifests on the surface as frequent rain.

Why does the fidget spinner spin?

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07 Jul 2022, 11:11 am

Because it is trying to make a web.

Where do all the calculators go when they die?

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12 Jul 2022, 2:21 am

Pie heaven.
Cause some celestial bureaucrat misspelled the word pi out of hunger.

What is hurry sickness?

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12 Jul 2022, 2:27 am

It's a sickness you hope hurries up and goes away.

Why is it illegal to use a flamethrower in a public library? (I'm asking for a friend).

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