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Radish
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04 Dec 2022, 9:05 am

Not at all, interesting looking plant. :)

Why are there zombies walking down my street holding up banners demanding a pay rise and complaining about the cost of dying? 8O


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04 Dec 2022, 11:52 am

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Not at all, interesting looking plant. :)

Why are there zombies walking down my street holding up banners demanding a pay rise and complaining about the cost of dying? 8O


Because the zombies are undergoing a social revolution and have begun philosophizing about their zombie condition.

Why do clouds appear in the sky?



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04 Dec 2022, 12:25 pm

They first appear in memes, only then they get uploaded to the sky.

How to heal an injury?


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04 Dec 2022, 3:02 pm

Pouring an equal amount of salt & pepper on any injury results in the healing of said injury.

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04 Dec 2022, 3:19 pm

Give the same injury to the person next to you.

Same question.


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05 Dec 2022, 6:50 am

Inflict the same injury on the other side -- top of the head meant do it again on your lower jaw, right temple with left temple, etc.

It'll keep the pain away from the previous area of pain by spreading it further, making it easier and faster to heal.


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05 Dec 2022, 7:44 am

The best way to heal a heel is with hail.

Why does it snow when it is cold?


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05 Dec 2022, 11:13 am

Lots of things don't snow when they're cold.
My fridge, my toes, and my car don't snow ... but they're all cold.

Which "it" are you referring to, exactly?
Please don't make snowist generalisations against cold things.


Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?



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05 Dec 2022, 11:14 am

Vultures tend to follow me everywhere.

Why aren't there any snake burgers in McDonalds?


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05 Dec 2022, 11:16 am

Because people who work in McDonald's really don't want to have to go around chasing snakes! They don't feel they have a sufficient salary to be subjected to this.

What is "snake oil," actually?



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05 Dec 2022, 11:18 am

Send me $100 and I'll send you a small bottle of it! :P

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05 Dec 2022, 11:19 am

Funny story:

When my son was about three he said he wanted to be a snake for Christmas.

He got Halloween and Christmas mixed up. :P

We make Crimbo snake jokes and he's never lived it down.

Snake oil is a type of CBD oil that all cobras prefer.
It gives them wings.

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05 Dec 2022, 11:22 am

There are times when I feel like I want to "book" away from books :P

How does a Millennial feel about Boomer slang terms?



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06 Dec 2022, 1:45 am

Boomer's can be a bit cringe at times, is my opinion on that & the use of boomer slang terms in particular.

If you have grey hair, or a grey single hair at the very least - when did it appear? When did your hair turn grey?



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06 Dec 2022, 7:14 am

I'm lucky to never be at risk of turning grey because I'm all bald.

How to save your christmas tree from your cat?


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06 Dec 2022, 7:43 am

Leave your tree growing in the forest and cover it in decorations. You can visit the tree whenever you want. Alternatively, if you really must have a Christmas tree at home, leave your cat in the forest instead.

Does a falling tree in the forest still make a noise if there is nobody there to hear it?


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