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10 Jul 2024, 2:25 pm

Dinosaurs say that, but birds refuse to believe it.

How do you eat when you don't have teeth?

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10 Jul 2024, 2:30 pm

You shove food into your belly button.

Where be dragons?

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10 Jul 2024, 7:41 pm

At the basement of the drag-on stores.

Same question.

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10 Jul 2024, 8:36 pm

Dragons be in the back o’ the’ junk drawer

Why are socks so uncomfortable

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10 Jul 2024, 9:20 pm

Because they're meant to be worn as hats, but everyone's using them wrong.

What happens if you set your toilet on fire?

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23 Jul 2024, 8:48 pm

The toilet will take you to court for arson and attempted m*rder

How does one pronounce “wlw”

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24 Jul 2024, 9:23 am

Weeerrrrooooooowwww

If owls could read your thoughts, what would they do about them?

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24 Jul 2024, 9:35 am

Eviscerate them like roadkill.

Finish the song lyrics:

_________ ___ _________ ____ _______ _________ .

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24 Jul 2024, 10:44 am

... Countless and pointless ways dislike themselves...

Why so literal?

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24 Jul 2024, 11:34 am

Because they’re cynical.

What causes artificial light?

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24 Jul 2024, 12:03 pm

The souls of machines.

What is Zemech doing with all those squirrels?!

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24 Jul 2024, 12:44 pm

Giving them soup. The squirrels got in a fight with a very angry snail, so now they need some soup.

What should I do with my pants after I spill food on them?

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24 Jul 2024, 12:55 pm

Eat them.

You are down to your last pencil. You have no more pencils in reserve. What are you going to do?

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24 Jul 2024, 1:22 pm

finish writing with somebody else's blood.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

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24 Jul 2024, 2:31 pm

If a woodchuck could chuck good wood, all good woodchucks would chuck one truck full of good wood, unless there's a wood duck on the hood of the truck. But if woodchucks could only chuck bad wood, no good woodchuck should chuck five bucks of bad wood, although a bad woodchuck with bad luck would be glad to chuck a good truck of bad wood.

How do you cut down a tree using only a canoe?

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24 Jul 2024, 3:08 pm

using a saw-shaped canoe on a sapling, or by using the same divine providence that can assemble a 747 out of a junkyard.

how to make a trillion dollars?

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