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12 Aug 2024, 12:35 pm

The queue at the pharmacy.

How intelligent are gray squirrels?

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12 Aug 2024, 1:08 pm

Intelligent enough that they have their own shadow government that secretly runs the world.

What cow goes quack?

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12 Aug 2024, 10:24 pm

The blue-whiskered cow, but only if you inject pureed duck feathers into its ears.

What's the most poisonous substance in the world?

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12 Aug 2024, 11:31 pm

Water

How do I grow my brain?

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13 Aug 2024, 12:30 am

Place your cerebral biopsy in a petri dish of growth media.
Adjust pH and temperature to suit.

If a hippopotamus is flying fast enough, will ignition create a ramjet?

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13 Aug 2024, 3:19 pm

If you feed it beans.

What are the three best science fiction movies about robots?

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13 Aug 2024, 3:38 pm

Lassie
Debbie does Dallas
King Kong

If the moon is made of green cheese, how much rennet was required?

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13 Aug 2024, 5:01 pm

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What if the moon had been made of blue cheese?

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13 Aug 2024, 8:45 pm

Then very rare things that only happen once in a blue moon would happen every night.

Why do clouds exist?

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13 Aug 2024, 9:25 pm

Because that is where mashed potatoes come from.

What if candy machines sold antidepressants?

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13 Aug 2024, 9:53 pm

Then change would make people happy.

What science fiction should I watch on television?

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14 Aug 2024, 12:25 pm

Jersey Shore.

Does the carpet match the drapes?

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14 Aug 2024, 3:17 pm

Apparently it is now easier to sell a home that does not have carpets.

How long 'til the end of human civilization?

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14 Aug 2024, 3:20 pm

Sixty seconds.

Where can I buy whipped liverwurst and foamy bread?

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14 Aug 2024, 3:42 pm

Whipped liverwurst is only available from pet supply stores, and therefore has blue dye added.
Foamy bread is available in either frog spawn or detergent flavour and may be online ordered from puke-a-licious.com

Who took my X-ray specs?

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14 Aug 2024, 3:49 pm

You did. Now you're demanding that you pay yourself $5000 to get them back.

How do elephants sneeze?

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