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19 Jan 2021, 11:08 am

Sausages

Why do squirrels like nuts?



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19 Jan 2021, 4:43 pm

Because steak is too expensive.
Why did America spend millions to send one manned craft to the moon?


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19 Jan 2021, 4:49 pm

To ensure there was enough room to bring back enough cheese samples.

Why do wolves howl?



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19 Jan 2021, 5:53 pm

Hemorrhoid flare-ups.
Why do women wear high heeled shoes?


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19 Jan 2021, 6:06 pm

They believe they can fly.

What are umbrellas are for?


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19 Jan 2021, 6:21 pm

2 + 2 = To be or not to be.

What was the question, again ?



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20 Jan 2021, 3:48 pm

The question was:
Why can’t we schedule rain?


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20 Jan 2021, 3:55 pm

God only pees when he needs to

Why did Covid-19 have to happen?


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20 Jan 2021, 4:39 pm

Because China had a noodle shortage.

Why do tape measures only have metric and imperial units?



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20 Jan 2021, 6:31 pm

Because Egypt has a copyright on Hieroglyphic Units.
Why was Marilyn Monroe never photographed wearing rumpled sweats and no make-up?


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21 Jan 2021, 4:18 am

Because they were too itchy to wear day to day.

Why do cats like mice?



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27 Jan 2021, 7:03 pm

Because they want to be friends with them and nurture them like they are their own.

How do you tie shoelaces?



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27 Jan 2021, 7:07 pm

Just like tying an Ascot. Don't forget to puff out the ends.

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27 Jan 2021, 7:28 pm

Because I keep getting shoelaces wrapped around my dog and I don't understand how this keeps happening. :(

What family of animals are humans a part of?



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27 Jan 2021, 11:50 pm

Peas

What will the weather be tomorrow?


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27 Jan 2021, 11:52 pm

Fire, with intermittent asteroids.

Tell me something you believe.