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25 Nov 2021, 9:11 am

Because they have yet to realise how hilarious it is watching someone trying to eat spaghetti with them.

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26 Nov 2021, 1:00 pm

They have them - boiled soft and served as pasta.

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26 Nov 2021, 3:01 pm

Cut it out with a chainsaw. Ensure you record the part number so you can get a replacement from the pharmacy.

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27 Nov 2021, 6:00 am

With utter contempt.

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27 Nov 2021, 6:04 am

Only if hell freezes over.

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27 Nov 2021, 6:06 am

On Venus, yes.

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27 Nov 2021, 6:35 am

Politicians.

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27 Nov 2021, 6:42 am

Optical mice, Goebbels and the Olde English Shit-weasel. There must be others.

Who invented photography?


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27 Nov 2021, 6:46 am

Ghosts so their pictures could be seen and argued about on the internet.

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27 Nov 2021, 6:47 am

Leonardo DiCaprio.

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27 Nov 2021, 6:52 am

Also Leonardo DiCaprio.

Who invented Leonardo DiCaprio?


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27 Nov 2021, 6:53 am

Someone who was fed up with marketing calls.

Who invented computer mice?



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27 Nov 2021, 7:17 am

No one. They evolved naturally from something similar to modern computer hedgehogs.

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27 Nov 2021, 8:20 am

A defective chopping board and the chef's hand reaching on the ingredient.


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30 Nov 2021, 3:15 pm

An albino hamster that has just used keyboard macros to summon a human hand to help it get down from the table.

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30 Nov 2021, 3:16 pm

A gremlin that is trapped in it's fluffy form forever.

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