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22 Dec 2021, 5:35 pm

No human wrote it. It was divinely transcribed by an angelic being in shorthand, from the mouth of god, and then dropped off into our world, through an inter-dimensional portal, like a newspaperboy throwing a newspaper at somebodies house.

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22 Dec 2021, 5:45 pm

theprisoner wrote:
No human wrote it. It was divinely transcribed by an angelic being in shorthand, from the mouth of god, and then dropped off into our world, through an inter-dimensional portal, like a newspaperboy throwing a newspaper at somebodies house.

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This post gave me a chuckle. Thanks.



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22 Dec 2021, 6:11 pm

Jk Rowling wrote it - it was the discarded first draft of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

Who wrote Watership Down?


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23 Dec 2021, 3:42 am

Someone who managed to escape a sinking ship and write about it.

When will humans colonise Mars?


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23 Dec 2021, 3:45 am

Once we turn Earth into a smog-filled concentration camp. The remaining masses will work in the Earth-size Amazon warehouse for the Eloi of Mars.

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23 Dec 2021, 3:56 am

As soon as we find its colon.

What did dinosaurs look like?


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23 Dec 2021, 5:27 am

Have a look in Congress.

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23 Dec 2021, 5:58 am

Imagine human babies, with featherless chicken skin texture for skins and is colored green, with a dragon's snout...
Tails and claws and teeth are optional from the boutique.


What do you get from a boutique?


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23 Dec 2021, 6:13 am

Very old boots.

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23 Dec 2021, 6:20 am

Rubber vomit.

What are two things you can do with a rickshaw, right now?



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23 Dec 2021, 8:03 am

Cut things up.

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23 Dec 2021, 8:24 am

Time travel and and wash laundry.

Why do trees have leaves?



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23 Dec 2021, 8:44 am

So they can turn into tables when needed.

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25 Dec 2021, 7:13 am

Because trees are overcompensating for something -- namely, the inability to voluntarily leave.


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25 Dec 2021, 7:46 am

They are used for revenge on gardeners in autumn every year.

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27 Dec 2021, 5:31 pm

They're used to extract energy from sunlight and take in carbon dioxide from the air. That's what I do with my rickshaw, anyway.

That was the question we were "same q"-ing, right?


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