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25 Oct 2021, 6:58 am

They use sweaters.

Where are dragons?


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25 Oct 2021, 7:02 am

They are popular to have as a mother-in-law.

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25 Oct 2021, 7:34 am

I caught them all unawares with some red and white ball like capsules. And I've yet to sell them as unique dinosaurs in the black market. :twisted:


Why would one hide in a cupboard?


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25 Oct 2021, 7:38 am

This is down to the debilitating condition cupitis where the individual thinks they are a cup.

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25 Oct 2021, 7:41 am

Because two was the seeker.

What becomes of the broken hearted?


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25 Oct 2021, 7:47 am

They keep buying different glues until they find one that works.

Why is everyone laughing?



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25 Oct 2021, 7:49 am

Because someone said things aren't so bad.

Who invented soup?



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25 Oct 2021, 7:52 am

Cats, dogs and birds found a way to drown and mutilate a mouse until it's a mush.
Humans saw this and take a bit on an inspiration.


Why snow happens?


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25 Oct 2021, 7:57 am

Because the snow deity loves watching people and vehicles slithering all over the place.

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25 Oct 2021, 8:22 am

A cosmic entity is pissing the entire earth for some reason. We mere mortals can't see it, but for some strange reason I can. :twisted:


A-B-C-D, E-F-G, ______


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25 Oct 2021, 8:27 am

B-A-K-E-D B-E-A-N-S

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25 Oct 2021, 9:37 am

E B G-sharp A

Which programming language is the best?


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25 Oct 2021, 9:38 am

Expletives Basic make the code work as intended.

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25 Oct 2021, 10:01 am

https://esolangs.org/wiki/Ook!

How tall are you?


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25 Oct 2021, 10:14 am

My height is measured in ammonites.

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25 Oct 2021, 10:45 am

I'm not tall, I'm high.

Why do videoconferences suck?


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