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27 Jan 2021, 12:07 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:

I was just going to say, I'll punch the POS who lives behind me who hurt my dog.

Can I help and also punch the as*hole who hurt your dog?

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27 Jan 2021, 12:21 am

I couldn’t keep myself restrained to just a punch if presented face-to-face with someone I know hurts animals deliberately. Fortunately I haven’t had the misfortune of being put in that situation, I’d end up arrested.

IsabellaLinton wrote:

I was just going to say, I'll punch the POS who lives behind me who hurt my dog.

Ah, I needed something to test my freshly-sharpened claws on.

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27 Jan 2021, 12:31 am

I punch anyone who thinks it's a great idea to get angry at me, just because they disagree with me.

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27 Jan 2021, 12:37 am

I punch anyone who wears fur.

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27 Jan 2021, 12:41 am

HeroOfHyrule wrote:

IsabellaLinton wrote:

I was just going to say, I'll punch the POS who lives behind me who hurt my dog.

Can I help and also punch the as*hole who hurt your dog?

It happened last summer and it was deliberate. My dog developed PTSD and won't even go in the back garden.

You can rearrange their face for me. That would be great.

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27 Jan 2021, 1:09 am

I punch anyone who abuses or neglects their pets.

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27 Jan 2021, 4:12 am

Now I got someone in mind. :lol:

Just dub this person 'random'. :twisted:

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27 Jan 2021, 4:32 am

I'll pay someone to punch a virtue-signaller.

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27 Jan 2021, 4:43 am

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I'll pay someone to punch a virtue-signaller.

You can hire me. :twisted:

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27 Jan 2021, 7:22 am

i punch people who piddle on my leg but then tell me it's just raining.

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27 Jan 2021, 12:42 pm

Pepe wrote:

Rexi wrote:

Pepe wrote:

I punch people that aren't as smart as me.
Yep, I punch *everyone*. :mrgreen:

I take defense and punch back, yelling 's**thead!'

I will amend what I said to:
I will punch everyone but you.

Your fist does have better purposes, butt, we oughtta train.
Fite me! *Fists up, smiling widely!*

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27 Jan 2021, 1:27 pm

auntblabby wrote:

i punch people who piddle on my leg but then tell me it's just raining.

Aw crap, you caught onto that? :oops:

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27 Jan 2021, 1:30 pm

I punch all the parents who abuse their children in any way and verbal abuse is abuse.

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27 Jan 2021, 6:24 pm

I punch people who treat animals as lesser than humans, and act like humans are above animals and an entirely different thing. I already said I'd punch people who hurt animals, but this is different and pisses me off just as much as I think it is disrespectful.

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27 Jan 2021, 7:52 pm

HeroOfHyrule wrote:

Exactly the same here. It really aggravates me when people act like other creatures’ lives don’t matter, that it’s perfectly okay to, say, purposefully step on a spider just because it exists (outside, even). “Because it’s just a spider” is not a valid reason for why it has any less of a right to live than we do. I catch arthropods that have gotten inside and let them go outside (using a plastic cup if it’s something like a wasp or a stink bug), and move worms off the sidewalk so they don’t dry out or get stepped on.

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27 Jan 2021, 7:54 pm

HeroOfHyrule wrote:

auntblabby wrote:

i punch people who piddle on my leg but then tell me it's just raining.

Aw crap, you caught onto that? :oops:

in the army a hulking dude pissed on my leg in the barracks shower while laughing at me. army's full of people like that.

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