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richardbenson
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30 Jul 2007, 10:26 pm

i want to tell girl jokes. for example, would i get banned?


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30 Jul 2007, 10:31 pm

a girl walks into a culdasack, she sais "oh how do i get out?????"

ha ha ha.


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30 Jul 2007, 10:33 pm

a girl is asked what day is really the start of the week. she sais monday


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30 Jul 2007, 10:37 pm

a girl asks whats sports? does that mean money?

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30 Jul 2007, 10:39 pm

are you high, good sir, or do you just know a lot of dense women? :roll:



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30 Jul 2007, 10:41 pm

a girl walks into a bar and pays with her umm things on her body that look like baloons. you other girls pay with your boyfriends/husbands money wich is better off?


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30 Jul 2007, 10:42 pm

free stuff rules, and if i was a girl, i'd be shaking my boobies all over town :D


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30 Jul 2007, 10:59 pm

a girl orders an ice cream and tells the clerk "give me the same flavor as my hair"


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30 Jul 2007, 11:02 pm

a girl looks both ways when shes driving. :D


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30 Jul 2007, 11:04 pm

without sideglancing herself in the rearview mirror 8O


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30 Jul 2007, 11:06 pm

to make shure shes still beautiful, and gorgoues while driving incase hollywood tonite comes a f-ing knocking on her door to be a star while shes still drive ing


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30 Jul 2007, 11:21 pm

when god made man he should have stopped there. but he didnt, because he is god. he made woman, because duh how can anything reproduce without a mate? only satan would fix this problem by crating a billion different religions


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30 Jul 2007, 11:24 pm

OH PLEASE. satan is a very cool guy!

i like him and he is the only friend ive had so :D


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30 Jul 2007, 11:30 pm

satan is a very cool guy, and any holy god "of the universe" would not damn anything he made, so we are all friends.

think about it/ :D


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30 Jul 2007, 11:34 pm

you're jokes are weird... yet amusing



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31 Jul 2007, 12:07 am

I don't get most of them, except for the first one.