Last time you burped thread

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OK, OK, this is a stupid question, and if you are grossed out by it then I'd suggest you turn away.

Normally I post serious posts with way too much anger or anxiety or depression, so I thought, what the hell, I'll let my hair down and post something pointlessly stupid. I find burps quite funny - not only that but I also find them interesting, being so I don't actually burp!
(I don't find videos of some huge guy doing the world's most loudest burp funny or entertaining though, I prefer the more natural burps people do).

So the last time I burped was probably a year ago. I think.

Don't be shy! Post here!

(And do not move this thread to the kid's crater).

Hilarious idea

This afternoon, on a hike. I think it was from a little anxiety. It was loud, which surprised me. I don't burp much. Lots of people think I don't really burp. Unfortunately for them I was alone in the woods for this.

I belched a few minutes ago rite after I drank half a can of Coke. I probably belch an average of a couple times a day but it can vary a lot depending on what I've drank or eaten. I have GERD(Gastroesophageal Reflux Disease) & I used to belch more often before I started taking Prilosec/Omeprazole every day. The med Pepcid/Famotidine caused me to have problems with constipation that made me fart a lot. I also used to sometimes get hiccuping fits fairly regularly that I almost never have since being on Prilosec.

i burped a few hours ago after i ate dinner,i always do a burp after meals...it can be so relieving

i burped before going to bed as well after drinking milkshake

i like to be polite when i burp like say pardon or excuse me afterwards

I love a good burp. I highly recommend it.

I actually burped last night after glugging down a whole pint of soda because I was so thirsty. It was triggered by a hiccup. I felt like a normal person for once.

I do loud burps sometimes not in public of course.

Yesterday after lunch.

On the rare occasions when I do burp it sounds like a gulping sound, like when a cat burps. It doesn't sound like a normal human burp.

I do get uncomfortable sometimes when my chest is all gassy but I can't burp to relieve it. But then again I don't want to have the surgery (some sort of procedure to enable your burp function or something), because I get shy about releasing gas in front of people and also I like being unique, like being able to drink sodas in work meetings and not ever having to worry about a burp coming out loud.

Sometimes I worry in case one day I'm going to suddenly uncontrollably do the biggest burp ever when in public and nothing I do would stop it, and everyone will just turn around and stare and shame me for being so rude, as it's socially unacceptable to burp loudly in public where I come from. Little would they know that that would be the only audible burp I'd ever done in my whole life and would never dream of carelessly releasing gas in public just to be rude or obnoxious.

Anyone who drinks soda belches.

I'm developing a hiccup problem. The burp's more acceptable cousin.