Egg roulette

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So I unexpectedly found a boiled egg in the fridge in the back of a shelf (I usually boil a bunch at a time and keep them in a small bowl, still in the shell). I have no idea how old it is. I ate eggs from a different bowl this week. It doesn't smell.

Peel it and check it out? Eat? How bad could it be?

See if it floats.

Does the floaty thing still apply if its hard boiled ?

This boiled egg sinks.

Based on what I found on the Internet whether the egg sinks or floats is completely inconclusive anyway.

I ate the egg. Didn't taste too unusual.

I'll post if I unexpectedly throw up in half an hour.

If I don't post tomorrow then I'm down with food poisoning LoL

My best guess is that it's 3 weeks old since boiled, but I'm not sure.

I guess...that he survived...his eggs-istential crises!

^ Groan. Shouldn't egg you on really.

Karl Marx would have told him to 'go for it, and eat them.'

Because...

'You have nothing to lose but your yolks!'

I wouldn't eat it. Well, he's already eaten it any way... Fully cooked food tends to last in the fridge for a surprisingly long time as long as it's not touched/contaminated by water/finger germs etc. I honestly think it should be okay if it looks and smells normal. Still, I definitely wouldn't eat it if I don't know how old it is.

Uh oh .. he hasn’t replied yet……? …… ……..will give him a few more hours ….
????????? Hmmm .. wonders if Memorial services might be gotten ready , for Poor rootb33r ?
Written with a smile , It was that Last Yoke that done him in..

I would have gave that egg to the dogs.
Hope he didn’t eggsit this world.

Roll it down the hill?
Post it to someone?
Put it on a little paraschute and drop it from a height?
Wrap it up as a Christmas present and "Accidently" leave it on your car?
Float it down the rivef on a cardboard boat?
Go up to a stranger, give it to them and say "This is for you"?
Put it in someones shoe when they are not looking?
The list goes on!

^^^^^^ LoLz. ^^^^^^
The never ending egg thread.

So now I am envisioning an actual egg gun, like a potato gun, with a rotating magazine with room for at least a half a dozen eggs - an egg six shooter. So all the eggs are boiled but one is raw. Or perhaps all the eggs are "blanks" you punch a little pin hole in the shell at each end and blow out the raw egg (this is very hard, I have done this, but it works. You have to pierce the yoke in order for it to work, and blow very hard) except for one raw egg.

I need to give this some more thought.

There may be other problems, I haven't thought about, eggistant.

Someone may already have patented, if not I had better scramble to be first.

(I had better quit, this yoke is getting to be ostrich!)