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You have my permission to find as many "underrated" members of Wrong Planet as possible
to make sure they get as much acknowledgement as possible whether they like it or not!

You have my permission to name and shame them all in the hug thread!

You have my permission to be Flower Woman at my wedding.

Very nice. I like the attitude.

To all and sundry:
You have my permission to develop your critical thinking skills.

I hate weddings too. I’ve only ever been to JW weddings, though. They are especially awful. There’s always a wedding talk where women are reminded that thry are inferior. Weddings always made me want to throw stuff and I don’t mean flowers.

^ They must be as bad as Asian weddings then.....hundreds of people, forced to greet relatives and their sloppy cheek kisses, put on display to attract suitors, terrible loud music, and the bloody cameraman filming you when you're eating.

I always used to find an empty room in the building to escape to with some of my siblings and close cousins.

The food was the only good thing about them.

TP, will you be my princess pianist?

^^ The bathroom works too. At the reception, I’d escape in there to get out of dancing with two guys who hounded me for years. (My charm was: I was the only single woman in my church for many years. Oy vey!) They probably thought I had a bladder or intestinal problem, but they didn’t seem to mind too much. They were walking boners, especially one of them. He got a boner when I got stuck dancing with him once.

Weddings are inextricably linked with misogyny, boners, and bathrooms in my mind.

Maybe some Doo Wop?

I can make Doo Wop depressing. I’ll just put it in a minor key.

I was going to suggest flat. Minor sounds even worse. In a dirge way.