Why did the turtle cross the road?

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NewTime
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10 Mar 2024, 11:50 am

To get to the Shell station.



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25 Mar 2024, 3:08 pm

Because he needed to buy some Turtle Wax.



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25 Mar 2024, 5:27 pm

We'll find out when they get there.

Any time now. Any time now. Any time now. Any time now. Any time now. Any time now. Any time now. Any time now. Any time now. Any time now.


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25 Mar 2024, 8:25 pm

To get his shell shined.


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31 Mar 2024, 12:44 am

I hope the turtle don’t get run over



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31 Mar 2024, 4:44 pm

A snail was in the hospital after being run over by a turtle. When the doctors asked the snail what had happened, he said "I don't know, it all happened so fast".