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Awso070
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13 Jun 2024, 1:23 am

I have a question for anyone who wants to answer: what's the funniest, strangest, or flat out weirdest question you've ever heard? General questions allowed here too, but they have to start with IF


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13 Jun 2024, 1:24 am

The best I've heard that's had some pretty wacky responses is: IF this was you're last day on Earth, what would you do and why?


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Some may say I'm different, or weird, but I say, never give up. Some say I can't do it, or I'm too weak, but I say you can do anything you put your mind to. Some say freedom is only what you imagine, or isn't real, I say IF FREEDOM ISN'T REAL, THEN LETS FIGHT TO MAKE IT REAL! If you believe, do it! The only thing stopping you is yourself. This world will only be a better place if we make it a better place. So let's go out there, and make life what is should be, make it free, make it BETTER! WHO'S WITH ME?
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13 Jun 2024, 5:58 am

"IF god turned himself into a bong, would he be constantly high off himself?"
No surprise at all that the person who said that is constantly high :lol:


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13 Jun 2024, 10:53 pm

I asked this one, but now it's the strangest you've heard: If you were falling to your death, would you want to face the ground, sky, sideways, or have eyes closed?


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13 Jun 2024, 11:04 pm

modernmax wrote:
I asked this one, but now it's the strangest you've heard: If you were falling to your death, would you want to face the ground, sky, sideways, or have eyes closed?

I think I can do better. "If you were falling to your death, would you want to fall on a clown or an alligator."



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13 Jun 2024, 11:27 pm

what happens if an irresistible force meets an immovable object?



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14 Jun 2024, 11:46 pm

A new one I heard today was: if you could go to a universe where you could do any ONE superhuman thing, but otherwise be a normal human, what would you pick?


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Some may say I'm different, or weird, but I say, never give up. Some say I can't do it, or I'm too weak, but I say you can do anything you put your mind to. Some say freedom is only what you imagine, or isn't real, I say IF FREEDOM ISN'T REAL, THEN LETS FIGHT TO MAKE IT REAL! If you believe, do it! The only thing stopping you is yourself. This world will only be a better place if we make it a better place. So let's go out there, and make life what is should be, make it free, make it BETTER! WHO'S WITH ME?
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15 Jun 2024, 3:49 am

It's a tossup:

• "Do you exist in alternate realities?"
• "What's the name of your guardian angel?"
• "What's your spirit animal?"
• "When was the most recent divergent instance in your personal timeline?"
• "Where did you park your starship?"
• "Who were you in a previous life?"


It's amazing to me that the wooists asking these questions could function normally in a reality-based society.


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15 Jun 2024, 9:07 pm

If matter cannot be destroyed, what's inside?


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16 Jun 2024, 2:02 am

Awso070 wrote:
If matter cannot be destroyed, what's inside?
Matter CAN be destroyed.  It just takes an infinite amount of gravitimetric force to squeeze it out of existence.


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16 Jun 2024, 2:05 am

Fnord wrote:
Matter CAN be destroyed.

Subject matter especially. :nerdy:



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16 Jun 2024, 2:18 am

If you won the lottery, what would you do?

If you grew old and alone, would you regret it?

If you're about to die, what's the last thing you'll think of?

If you get trapped, would you rather be trapped in a quicksand, a marsh, a cave, or adrift at sea?

If you went back in time and consciousness into your infant self with all your memories intact, what would you change?

If you fall into a mirror-verse, would you like to meet your mirror self?

If you have a single super power, what would it be?

If you have a choice to go into different worlds, which world would you choose?

If you're a (neurotypical) person what would you do?

If you can swap bodies with someone else, who would you choose?

If you're heterosexual and meet an opposite gender version of you, would you do them?


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16 Jun 2024, 2:09 pm

If you had to stay home your entire life, but got to pick ONE place you can go everyday, where would you go?


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Some may say I'm different, or weird, but I say, never give up. Some say I can't do it, or I'm too weak, but I say you can do anything you put your mind to. Some say freedom is only what you imagine, or isn't real, I say IF FREEDOM ISN'T REAL, THEN LETS FIGHT TO MAKE IT REAL! If you believe, do it! The only thing stopping you is yourself. This world will only be a better place if we make it a better place. So let's go out there, and make life what is should be, make it free, make it BETTER! WHO'S WITH ME?
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16 Jun 2024, 2:26 pm

Can your dad beat up my dad?

What would happen if God and Superman got into a fight?



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16 Jun 2024, 2:27 pm

But even those are beaten out by...


https://youtu.be/3W0p_yHk10I?list=RDNS3W0p_yHk10I



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16 Jun 2024, 3:47 pm

Were you born at the time of dinosaurs?