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03 Sep 2022, 8:22 pm

FINALLY a blinkin' hundred! :evil: :D



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03 Sep 2022, 8:27 pm

That's blooming great!


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03 Sep 2022, 8:31 pm

White hole radio.


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04 Sep 2022, 4:55 am

Expecting a member who likes Germany and War related things to be the most popular person on WP is like expecting the 1960s to happen all over again.


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04 Sep 2022, 5:18 am

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My appetite changed when I moved into my new apartment. I've dropped 45 lbs since March.

What's the address of that apartment building, and are there any vacancies?



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04 Sep 2022, 7:02 am

Matrix Glitch wrote:
CockneyRebel wrote:
My appetite changed when I moved into my new apartment. I've dropped 45 lbs since March.

What's the address of that apartment building, and are there any vacancies?


I know nothing, I see nothing.


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04 Sep 2022, 7:04 am

I've also been listening to more English recordings and less of the German stuff.


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10 Sep 2022, 3:10 pm

I EAT BUGS!! NOW WEATHER IS GOOD HA HA HA!! :-D

Wait a minute, if eating bugs is good for the environment, then why can't we just let all the animals that are natural insectivores, like frogs, birds, fish, bats, spiders and other bugs do the eating for us?



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10 Sep 2022, 4:10 pm

Clorox. Bleaches a white, keeps a colours a bright!


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10 Sep 2022, 4:21 pm

Apparently everyone on Reddit is either a 35 year old male neckbeard that weighs 300 lbs and live in their mom's basement, or an androgynous 20 year old that weighs 98 lbs. No one in between.



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10 Sep 2022, 4:23 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:
Apparently everyone on Reddit is either a 35 year old male neckbeard that weighs 300 lbs and live in their mom's basement, or an androgynous 20 year old that weighs 98 lbs. No one in between.


You've noticed that too.


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10 Sep 2022, 4:24 pm

Where's the beef!


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22 Sep 2022, 6:40 am

Free the Saturn Five!


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22 Sep 2022, 7:36 am

Bacon bacon bacon let my bacon go. Light the bacons of Gondor. My bacon tis of thee, the land of the free and the home of the bacon. Yes Virginia, there is bacon. Give me bacon or give me death. In the beginning was bacon, and it was good. Bacon created bacon in its own image. A bacon a day keeps the doctor in Bombay eating bacon. The power of bacon compells you!



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22 Sep 2022, 8:51 am

Another day, another scratch ticket.


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22 Sep 2022, 11:12 am

It's the first day of autumn. Or is it fall? If leaves fall in the autumn, do they autumn in the fall?