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like his constant feline companion, he had nine lives and he had only used three of them:

One in his fight with a Giant Sea Squid

Two, in his second divorce

and Three, in his first divorce.

It was after these painful experiences that he learned to keep company with cats.

After he regained life, his fourth, that is, he..................................

decided he needed a vacation, so he went too...

Gorovinia, a sinister rural village in the northern mountains of the People's Democratic Republic of Splatvia.

As he walked along a dusty, unpaved road, he came across across a strange object that seemed to be carelessly tossed under a roadside bush. It was...

...a vaguely glistening, irridescent green in colour, and somewhat resembled a subterranean vegetable in general form, yet...

It was wearing an attractive hat.

Squidman placed the hat on his head, picked up the irridescent object and began rubbing it, thinking that it had special powers, when suddenly............

...it heard a strange, vaguely mushy voice, which said:

"There's no place like home. There's no place like home."

Then a monkey slapped him.

It proceeded to run back to its closet to hide for the next attack.

Which came from an entirely unexpected direction: the floor.

a trapdoor opened and he started to fall into..

The Pit of Despair

But it was too depressing so he climbed out of it.

Also dripping unseen up through the trapdoor was The Thing Which Was No Longer Count Rex Ellison - again unleashed upon the Earth!