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07 Aug 2006, 6:57 pm

The Wack-a-moles only survived because of a genetic anomaly that allowed them to adapt to


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08 Aug 2006, 3:26 am

Squirrel Teeth. How it helped them survive the black hole is a question for the ages.



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08 Aug 2006, 6:53 am

On the African continent, the Wack-a-moles flourished and orange zebras and purple banana trees took


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08 Aug 2006, 7:36 am

Birds pick the squirrels dead meat.



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08 Aug 2006, 12:09 pm

It would seem that someone was using black magic, as an unitended consequence it was making all these strange things happen. The intended consequence mind you was



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08 Aug 2006, 8:50 pm

that the Whack-a-moles would decimate the African toothy squirrel population, allowing an ecological niche for


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09 Aug 2006, 2:42 am

Lawyers.



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09 Aug 2006, 7:16 am

Toothless Squirrrely Lawyers. With no competition from the African Toothy Squirrel, the Toothless Squirrrely Lawyers


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09 Aug 2006, 8:51 pm

flourished consuming purple bananas and suing the stripes off orange zebras.


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10 Aug 2006, 3:18 am

And for some reason, this made the Zebra's green briefly, before they



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10 Aug 2006, 3:51 am

before they lost all color and became the black & white striped horses that roam


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10 Aug 2006, 9:55 am

In old Hollywood movies



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10 Aug 2006, 4:28 pm

Also on our show tomorrow, Wild Mooseburgers, six delicious recipes with Chef Emeril Lagasse


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11 Aug 2006, 5:12 pm

Goodnight everybody, and drive safely!


Are we off? Good, get me out of this thing!


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11 Aug 2006, 10:10 pm

Htologay the bad-tempered landed his flying pirate ship and said AARGH i've lost me black crystal


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12 Aug 2006, 1:02 am

It was actually orange, but he was blind and his pirate crew was afraid to tell him. Also all of this was just a figment of his imagination.