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whiteskunk
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14 Sep 2007, 5:53 pm

If you were to run for a political office, what would it be?

The highest I would go is Governor of Oregon.

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14 Sep 2007, 5:54 pm

President or Prime Minister.

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14 Sep 2007, 6:18 pm

I don't quite know. I'd start out small, not just out of necessity but to see whether or not I am cut out for it. There are many things about holding political office that would be a stretch for me but if I were impassioned over something, I could do it.

I am not sure if a couple things I've done might be considered too large of skeletons to have hanging around in a pollie's closet.

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14 Sep 2007, 6:36 pm

Run for Mayor of Portland or a City Councilor.

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14 Sep 2007, 7:46 pm

I think it would be cool to run for God.

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14 Sep 2007, 7:55 pm

I can't think of any profession that is more nt than politician!

You have to know thousands of people by name and face and remember what they like and what they want and make small talk constantly and always be on and ....yeesh! it doens't matter if it's local politics or national, its the same thing. it's really a shame the way even the best ones have to lie constantly.

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14 Sep 2007, 8:05 pm

Prime Minister. I'd go all the way.

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15 Sep 2007, 1:25 am

emergingartist54 wrote:

I can't think of any profession that is more nt than politician!

You have to know thousands of people by name and face and remember what they like and what they want and make small talk constantly and always be on and ....yeesh! it doens't matter if it's local politics or national, its the same thing. it's really a shame the way even the best ones have to lie constantly.

There's always the brilliant political advisor route.

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15 Sep 2007, 1:31 am

President of Baked Beans as I know I can pass wind very well.

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15 Sep 2007, 2:02 am

The first libertarian president of the United States of America.

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15 Sep 2007, 7:02 am

I've have this fantasy for sometime of being Prime Minister. I plan to write up a manifesto actually, just for fun, write about social reforms and get down some policies, maybe show it off on the internet. If anybody takes it seriously I'll be amazed.

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15 Sep 2007, 12:24 pm

Jainaday wrote:

There's always the brilliant political advisor route.

Yes that's true.

and in the spirit of not being so literal-minded....when I was an art student in manhattan in the late seventies, prone to inappropriate conversation about topless bars in a loud voice on the subway

and also

I had a few friends (where are they now I wonder?....) who called me "the King of New York." ah well!

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15 Sep 2007, 4:09 pm

whiteskunk wrote:

If you were to run for a political office, what would it be?

Master of all time, space, dimension, matter, energy, and force.

Then after awhile I'd step down and do something a little less stressful, I think I'd like to be the Dominator of Worlds. It's pretty much a figurehead position now anyway and it does have it's perks.

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15 Sep 2007, 6:46 pm

jijin wrote:

whiteskunk wrote:

If you were to run for a political office, what would it be?

Uh, yeah. Here's my reply to that.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYxOWoa_IUc[/youtube]

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16 Sep 2007, 10:08 am

Something behind the scenes. Like being a spin doctor or political advisor or (even better) ghost writer. Nothing too public like prime minister or anything like that.

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17 Sep 2007, 3:58 am

Anything less than Divine Emperor will leave me unfulfilled.

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