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Rainbow-Squirrel
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26 Sep 2009, 5:30 am

one of the best gaming moments ever

Saints Row 2



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26 Sep 2009, 6:24 am

With all the popularity of fake tans amongst the shallow crowd, I wonder if parts of the human race will evolve to have bright orange skin...



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26 Sep 2009, 10:23 am

i have often wondered what makes "jokes" funny.
the things i find funny are not "jokes".

anyway, i sometimes try to make up "jokes" along the general rules that i perceive are common to "jokes". tonight i tried one of my "jokes" out and it slid off the runway and all souls aboard perished (i went to the tavern to eat and was approached by some people).
so...

Q: what is the similarity between a flock of migrating geese, and a police officer "throwing the book" at you?
A: they are both examples of "flying information (flying in formation)"



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26 Sep 2009, 10:38 am

a small while ago, i heard from the back of my head someone on the TV saying "i am an expert in all aspects of my shallots" (shallots are spring onions).
i wondered why someone would have such a narrow interest and i swivelled around my chair and paid attention.

i became more and more bamboozled and i started to feel dizzy as i watched because there was no direct reference to shallots.

he was just doing some sort of "kung fu" exercise, and then i realized he must have said "marshall arts" rather than "my shallots".
what a waste of time and effort it was for me to try to tie in what the man was saying in reference to spring onions.

i think i spent about 115 calories on that misapprehension.



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26 Sep 2009, 11:11 am

^ Ok, it's still early in the day... but I'm pretty sure that's the best thing I'm going to read all day.



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26 Sep 2009, 11:19 am

I've switched out of Chemistry and took Sociology instead... and I LOVE it!! !!


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26 Sep 2009, 11:46 am

What to do? What to do?... :chin:



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26 Sep 2009, 12:52 pm

Crowbars are good for removing eyes.


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26 Sep 2009, 4:20 pm

I'm having one of those


Happy happy *squeeee* moments :D
It's wonderful ^_^


It's like there's hope again or something, I *can* enjoy life despite the overall suckiness I experience everyday.
Wahay!


*clings on to this feeling*
It's so rare these days :(



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26 Sep 2009, 7:31 pm

I love shotguns, specifically singles and doubles (their simplicity is admirable).



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27 Sep 2009, 12:44 am

Sleeping until 3pm was a great idea.


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27 Sep 2009, 4:46 am

I am suffering, and have nowhere else to siphon the pain. Too tired to write music or poetry.


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27 Sep 2009, 5:07 am

^
All might appear better tomorrow.... after some rest maybe.... well, hope so, S.

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My random contribution is me writing this; I going fishing again and in an hour I'm off.



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27 Sep 2009, 5:18 am

My brother is cooking pasta with a pesto sauce. The basil smells delicious.


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27 Sep 2009, 5:26 am

Erminea wrote:
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All might appear better tomorrow.... after some rest maybe.... well, hope so, S.

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My random contribution is me writing this; I going fishing again and in an hour I'm off.


Thankyou. I hope so.


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27 Sep 2009, 6:40 am

I just saw two spots on my neck while looking in the mirror. They look like a vampire bite 8O