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KyleTheGhost
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24 May 2013, 3:50 pm

richardbenson wrote:

Check this joke out you guys.
So, a Pirate walks into a bar and has a bounty stuck to his forehead. the bar tender looks over at him and says, "hey man you have a bounty on you!"
Get it. alright I knew you would, :jester:

Oh, my. . .

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24 May 2013, 4:00 pm

Haha. I heard that joke at this restaurant called 7 ate 9, (get it? :wink: ) When I was ordering my food they sprung a joke on me right there in line.
Of course I laughed, because I have never had that expieriance before. which was cool because it made me want to go back there

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24 May 2013, 4:02 pm

richardbenson wrote:

Haha. I heard that joke at this restaurant called 7 ate 9, (get it? :wink:

) When I was ordering my food they sprung a joke on me right there in line.
Of course I laughed, because I have never had that expieriance before. which was cool because it made me want to go back there

I love that joke. I watch it every morning on Swagbucks.

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24 May 2013, 4:06 pm

I'm happy you enjoyed it Cockney.

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24 May 2013, 4:12 pm

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24 May 2013, 4:28 pm

My baby! my baby! won't someone save my baby? :wink: :pig:

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24 May 2013, 7:17 pm

Every time the weatherman says "gusty winds," I hear "busty twins."

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25 May 2013, 12:26 am

I can diet fine as long as I'm not too conscious of the fact...when that happens I crave food and sweets like crazy.

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25 May 2013, 12:36 am

Jenny McCarthy can sure fart.

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25 May 2013, 4:35 am

I've got "Space Oddity" stuck in my head from that video taken aboard the ISS.

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25 May 2013, 8:23 am

I need to mow the lawn... again.

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25 May 2013, 8:51 am

I don't even remember what time I went to bed this morning because I didn't look at the time. I just fell asleep. I was woken up by a phone call after 5pm. I had to ask the caller what time it was because I had no idea what time it could be. Well, it's so nice to sleep and wake without worrying about the time.

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