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19 Dec 2013, 6:14 am

my newly delivered "telephone book" has no information about telephones in it.
i read the entire tome and found not one piece of information pertinent to actual telephones in it.



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19 Dec 2013, 9:20 am

The thread has vanished 8O but I love your avatars. :)



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19 Dec 2013, 9:34 am

I dreamt last night that babybird kept making posts on this thread about me. :lol:


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19 Dec 2013, 9:34 am

I know how to watch a TV show or film I'm afraid of watching because someone else I know has. By avoiding anything that gives the title away until it's too late. My perants put a film on last night and from what they said hte other day, I thought it was going ot be a certain one I was too afraid to see, yet I wanted to know what it was about. So because of my suspicions, I purposefulyl missed them putting it on and the beginning, and even though I still had my suspicions eventually, by the time the title was said in it, it was too late, I was already drawn in.

I feel so proud of myself and more enlightened now. =)



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19 Dec 2013, 10:26 am

These are the postcards of a young sandwich

They may never be eaten or covered in jam!



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19 Dec 2013, 10:36 am

random :P



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19 Dec 2013, 10:39 am

So, good old Vitamix blenders has made a series of commercials where they put various toys into their blender to show how tough it is. I just want to know what will happen if you put a Vitamix blender into a Vitamix blender.



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19 Dec 2013, 11:50 am

So I woke up early. The new fridge is coming........


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19 Dec 2013, 3:46 pm

A strange thing has just happened to me.

I've just banged my head and now I feel a strong compulsion to make many posts about MONKEY. :lol:


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19 Dec 2013, 4:27 pm

babybird wrote:
A strange thing has just happened to me.

I've just banged my head and now I feel a strong compulsion to make many posts about MONKEY. :lol:

Oh no it was real all along!


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19 Dec 2013, 5:03 pm

It's no wonder I have trouble with learning anything sensible.

I get distracted by the words. For instance, I hear the word PROPAGANDA and my mind immediately thinks GOOSEY GANDER.

Oh well, I suppose I've got this far :roll:


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19 Dec 2013, 5:06 pm

babybird your posts always make me laugh :D


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19 Dec 2013, 7:08 pm

So I've had a long day. And now I feel a bit pessimistic about finding love @ 26. :(


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19 Dec 2013, 8:01 pm

The shoes I bought last year hurt my feet when I wore them yesterday now I have a sore on my heel. :cry:



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19 Dec 2013, 8:04 pm

https://24.media.tumblr.com/704dfa49600 ... o1_500.jpg

This is me talking to girls. :(


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20 Dec 2013, 12:24 am

Ya know, when I look back on the last presidential election, if Washington state still had polling places (instead of the vote-by-mail system prevalent now), I would've likely shown up to mine dressed as a American football ref.

"Upon further review, the marriage between these two women stand........ TOUCHDOWN!"


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