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05 Nov 2018, 4:56 pm

A Jehovah's Witness once told me that JWs can't be hypnotised, because hypnotism was demonic and the demons could not enter them because of divine protection from Jehovah.


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05 Nov 2018, 5:05 pm

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A Jehovah's Witness once told me that JWs can't be hypnotised, because hypnotism was demonic and the demons could not enter them because of divine protection from Jehovah.

I once had a Babtist Sunday School teacher tell me that the creatures on pokemon cards were little demons because they were made in Japan and Japanese people are evil for not believing in Jesus.

Religous fanatics say the darnest things. :lol:



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05 Nov 2018, 5:19 pm

I find it funny how JWs say fairytales are stories from the devil, and will quote stuff from the bible to back up their claims, when the bible is the biggest book of fairytales around, IMO.


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05 Nov 2018, 5:32 pm

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I find it funny how JWs say fairytales are stories from the devil, and will quote stuff from the bible to back up their claims, when the bible is the biggest book of fairytales around, IMO.


Maybe give it another few thousand years and it will be an abandoned religion just like Greek Pantheons?

Maybe it will be replaced by a new religion of followers of the teachings of Oprah Winfrey (The Oprahists) and Ellen Degeneres (The Ellenites) who will become sworn enemies who kill each other in the name of their two faiths?



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05 Nov 2018, 5:40 pm

All religions seem to become corrupted.
My mother worships Benny Hinn and doesn't even care that he's been publicly exposed as a fraud.
She'll say that's satan trying to pull the wool over people's eyes.


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05 Nov 2018, 5:48 pm

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All religions seem to become corrupted.
My mother worships Benny Hinn and doesn't even care that he's been publicly exposed as a fraud.
She'll say that's satan trying to pull the wool over people's eyes.

I think all things human are prone to corruption. It's like Gladriel said in The Fellowship of the Ring "The hearts of man are easily corrupted".



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05 Nov 2018, 5:51 pm

Can't help thinking the Earth would be a much bettter place without people.


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05 Nov 2018, 5:53 pm

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Can't help thinking the Earth would be a much bettter place without people.


Nature has its own wars without man.



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05 Nov 2018, 5:55 pm

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Can't help thinking the Earth would be a much bettter place without people.


Nature has its own wars without man.


Well, I'm happy to pop off and let nature go at it. :mrgreen:


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05 Nov 2018, 6:07 pm

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05 Nov 2018, 6:08 pm

One day Nietzsche said: "God is dead"!
Then when Nietzsche died god wrote on his gravestone: "Nietzsche is dead"!



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05 Nov 2018, 6:19 pm

I doubt the critters in nature would ever figure out how to destroy the world with bombs. :mrgreen:

But yeah, I sometimes feel like the Earth would be so much better off if we humans vanished or never even existed. Reminds me of this poem I heard once:

There will come soft rains and the smell of the ground,
And swallows circiling with their shimmering sound;

And frogs in the pool singing at night,
And wild plum trees in tremulous white,

Robins will wear their feathery fire
Whistling their whims on a low fence wire;

And not one will know of the war, not one
Will care at last when it is done.

Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree
If mankind perished utterly;

And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn,
Would scarcely know that we were gone.



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05 Nov 2018, 6:47 pm

TW1ZTY wrote:
I doubt the critters in nature would ever figure out how to destroy the world with bombs. :mrgreen:


You never know, I am calling the dinosaur's asteroid impact a conspiracy theory to cover up nuclear war between pterodactyls and Tyrannosauruses :P 8)



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05 Nov 2018, 6:56 pm

I'm a penguin, waddling all across the place since I love the winter :)



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05 Nov 2018, 7:07 pm

Dragnet wrote:
TW1ZTY wrote:
I doubt the critters in nature would ever figure out how to destroy the world with bombs. :mrgreen:


You never know, I am calling the dinosaur's asteroid impact a conspiracy theory to cover up nuclear war between pterodactyls and Tyrannosauruses :P 8)

Lies! All lies!

I mean sure we didn't like each other at first because of our differences but we slowly learned to accept each other over time before the asteroid came. :wink:



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05 Nov 2018, 7:13 pm

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I doubt the critters in nature would ever figure out how to destroy the world with bombs. :mrgreen:

What about Bombardier beetles?
They shoot firebombs out of their butts.


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