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Yeah I bet it is
It sound really fun what you do though

Oh my cod my neighbours are gonna be up all night

We had one of those upstairs from us, chucking bottles around all night. Then it would go quiet for a few days, then he'd start it again. I was all for having a word with him but he was very big and aggressive looking. Probably explains why the ceiling sounded like it was going to collapse every time he walked about up there. Like Frankenstein's monster. Sometimes I could smell dope coming through the vent, and I wondered about reporting him, but it would have been hypocritical, given my views on the stuff. And knowing my luck the landlord wouldn't have evicted him and he'd have found out I'd shopped him.

Well what it is is there 6 people living in a two bed flat and all the kids birthdays are around this time of year so I think there's some kind of joint celebration going on

Plus mum and dad are on the beer

Plus they've just took the kids round the corner for dessert so it's gonna be booze and sugar yay

They're actually really good neighbours but mums a bit mutton as well so she shouts and you can hear her all over the estate when she's on her phone and she's smoking outside

I see. Six disfunctional ordinary lowlifers is about the same as one Frankenstein, or maybe worse. I've heard some right tales of maniacs that for some reason aren't under lock and key yet. I've lived near one or two but not right next door, so far. The next-door neighbours I've had have always just been a bit annoying or stuffy, though one was very quiet and yet didn't mind when we had a noisy party in the shared house I lived in. Her kids played a bit of roots reggae a bit loud sometimes, but never late at night, and I like roots reggae, so that was OK.

And now I'm off for a bowl of taters and telly. What more could a man desire?

I am getting a lot done today.

I've been started on a new medication. The Injectable type. After talking with the nurse I decided it's worthwhile getting it in the bottom due to an aversion to needles.
Now, when they say bottom, they don't actually mean the cheeks of the rear end. It's actually what I consider to be the lower back that they inject the medicine into. And thats how I accidentally mooned a health care professional.

I’LL BE GOING TO MY BFF’S PROM
My curiosity shall be no longer yayyy

Nomenclature eh? Reminds me of a joke. A doctor prescribes suppositories to an uneducated chap and tells him to put them in his anus. So he looks the word up in a polite dictionary that says it's the "back passage." So he goes out every night and puts a suppository on the floor of the passageway that runs round the back of his house. He returns to the doctor after a week and the doc asks him if the suppositories have worked. "For all the good they did me," he replies, "I might as well have stuck them up my....." (You've guessed it).

LoL. Good one,

Oh I've missed this bus route

Within about 20 seconds of each other I saw 5 druggies getting fixed up in a bus shelter and a guy openly peeing up a wall

You can't whack it can you

I can see the appeal of risking life and limb to move here now

Seeing photo of Jesus near erotic magazine was the most comical thing I've seen today

I am cleaning my room today.

Chewing noodles is no mean feat let me tell you

I wonder what:

Cock-a-doodle-doo
The dame has lost her shoe
The masters list his fiddling stick
And doesn't know what to do

Means

Nobody knows. There's this:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cock_a_doodle_doo#Origins

but that only explains the rooster bit. Maybe the writer didn't want it to make sense, like Zen. It's like Paul McCartney said about one of John Lennon's daft books - "None of it has to make sense, and if it raises a laugh then that's enough."