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16 Apr 2024, 12:48 pm

They're...they're dry, Judith. And they're rough. So very rough. I can feel the years of disuse, the endless, terrible neglect. It's in every fibre. Oh god, Judith, what have I done?


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16 Apr 2024, 12:57 pm

This week all devices will be mainly charging


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16 Apr 2024, 2:02 pm

First you put a bunch of quasi-futuristic things in a bag to give away and than you expect me to go along with it? No I won't go along with it and I'm not celebrating the differences between men and women, either.


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16 Apr 2024, 4:40 pm

You know when you start off a post and then by the time you get to the middle of it you forget what....

Yep its happened again


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16 Apr 2024, 5:09 pm

50 Shades of Stupidity


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16 Apr 2024, 5:21 pm

Just breathe, Martin. We can make it right. We can make it damp and soft, as it should be. Here, you hold on to it. I'll turn on the tap. Now, just hold it under, Martin. Let the flannel dance in the flowing water. Feel it getting heavier as it becomes saturated. Doesn't that feel wonderful? Now wring it out a little, that's right. You remember this, don't you? And lift it, Martin, lift it to your face...


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16 Apr 2024, 9:30 pm

If you don't stop stroking my butt crack with your finger, I'm going to break it. We've been in the same f*****g class for three years and all that you've done is bully me. I hope you get expelled, you ableist prick who thinks that I soil myself.


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17 Apr 2024, 8:41 am

A day off. It is raining today.


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17 Apr 2024, 11:30 am

A wise talking tree once said "I am not on anyone's side, because nobody is on my side."


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17 Apr 2024, 12:37 pm

I'm doing it, Judith. Look at me. I'm flanneling my face. It feels like...like I'm flannelling away every fear I ever had. I can't stop, Judith. I'm going to keep going until I've flanneled every inch of myself.


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17 Apr 2024, 7:53 pm

Hoohooohoooooo im hyper


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17 Apr 2024, 7:55 pm

RedDeathFlower13 wrote:
A wise talking tree once said "I am not on anyone's side, because nobody is on my side."


And his inability to participate in groups is why he didn't have friends to protect him from loggers.


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17 Apr 2024, 9:33 pm

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17 Apr 2024, 9:50 pm

funeralxempire wrote:
RedDeathFlower13 wrote:
A wise talking tree once said "I am not on anyone's side, because nobody is on my side."


And his inability to participate in groups is why he didn't have friends to protect him from loggers.


But on the bright side those loggers will all get what's coming to them thanks to climate change. :skull:


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17 Apr 2024, 10:37 pm

Oh. I have a big, fat mouth....do I? Don't worry. I'll tell Chrissy everything you said about her and than Chrissy and I will find a far away spot for us to spend recess and lunch hour, where the two of you can't find us.


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