Stupid Warnings - A packet of peanuts has traces of nuts?

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02 Jan 2008, 10:31 pm

All these, especially eddiedog8's post, have further made me lose hope in the sanity of humanity.


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03 Jan 2008, 12:24 am

my history teacher told this one once:

on a chainsaw: warning do not use on genitals or electric fences. :roll:

febreze: do not spay towards face


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03 Jan 2008, 7:01 am

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Sure someone didn't just Photoshop that?


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03 Jan 2008, 10:19 am

peanuts arent really nuts, there pulses.



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03 Jan 2008, 12:19 pm

a patch in restaints:this may cause person strapped down :P :roll:


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03 Jan 2008, 5:55 pm

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I saw a picture of a sign that said "Warning! The edges of this sign are sharp! Do not touch the edges of this sign! Also the bridge is out ahead." :lol:



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03 Jan 2008, 5:59 pm

Seen on container of milk:

Warning - contains milk.

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03 Jan 2008, 8:46 pm

Febreze should contain a warning: "Don't spray in areas where the cat has peed. The two smells together are twice as noxious as either by itself."



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03 Jan 2008, 8:52 pm

DejaQ wrote:
Aspie_Chav wrote:
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I saw a picture of a sign that said "Warning! The edges of this sign are sharp! Do not touch the edges of this sign! Also the bridge is out ahead." :lol:

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05 Jan 2008, 2:03 pm

On a bottle of children's cough medicine: Do not operate heavy machinery before knowing the side effects this has on you.

Only if we could keep those 4 year olds from dirivng bulldozers?

"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station


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05 Jan 2008, 2:22 pm

m91 wrote:
"Beware! To touch these wires is instant death. Anyone found doing so will be prosecuted." -- On a sign at a railroad station


Errrrr... Good luck with prosecuting a dead guy :roll:



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05 Jan 2008, 7:44 pm

Turkey & ham sandwiches whose list of ingredients includes 'vegetarian' cheese.



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05 Jan 2008, 7:53 pm

KBABZ wrote:
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:lol:

Photoshop: It's Your Friend And Mine :)


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05 Jan 2008, 10:21 pm

The new design of Dominos pizza boxes has a warning about the contents being hot (with the irony being that by the time it actually gets here and I get to eat it, it's barely room temperature). If they had a warning about having to reheat the pizza, that I could buy into.



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05 Jan 2008, 10:23 pm

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05 Jan 2008, 11:15 pm

On a box of cookies: Open here. Well, I'm going to eat them here, I almost have to open them here. Thank god they don't say open somewhere else. (thanks George, one of my favourite acts).

On the packaging for a carving knife. Warning: the contents of this package may be sharp. On a pair of scissors: do not run while holding the contents of this package.

To every one else. Here's your sign.


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