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So. I'm trying to decalibrate my polarization inhibitor. Any tips?

I would purchase a decalibration device.

Yeah, a decalibration device would definitely do the trick, but wouldn't it also disrupt the coolant flow in the anterior stabilizers? If I did that, I'd have to completely shut down the data handlers and reset them.

you cant reset those data handlers... if you do the entire shuttle will go down and we will have to use whats left of the gyroscopic stabilizers, and there is not much there... and dont even ask about touching the strontium crystals, we need those!

Later-model decalibration devices are standardized to be compatible with most systems. Of course you could reroute the coolant flow system to accomodate this alteration.

The task is absolutely impossible without an a-Y mode continuity synthesizer. I would suggest the field portable geosensing and self recombobulating model SJ-28c from electroproducts general.

While not required, eg's inverse houndstooth wave transformation (fast fourrier capable) exciter, model KNB-6d-c is a worthwhile addition to your kit and will make the decalibration easier.

But watch induced current in the disgronification stage! You can blow the frammix coil and field arrestor if leakage here exceeds 2 Amperes. I know, because I did that.