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"From the moment the invaders arrived,
breathed our air, ate and drank,
they were doomed.

They were undone, destroyed,
after all man's weapons
and devices had failed,
by the tiniest creatures that God
in his wisdom put on this Earth.

By the toll of a billion deaths,
man had earned his immunity,
his right to survive among
this planet's infinite organisms.

And that right is ours
against all challenges,
for neither do men live,
nor die, in vain."

-The War of the Worlds

"ooo, a wed wose" Blazing Saddles

where are all the white women at!?

It's totally not fair to pull out Hitcherhiker's quotes. That and Holy Grail quotes should be offlimits, or a thread of their own .

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father prepare to die.
-- Inigo Montoya (Duh!), the Princess Bride

But I like the cookie.
-- Hammy, Over the Hedge

(one for tantopat)
After a while, I lost my intimacy with Tiwa. As she grew up, she gave up her playthings.
-- Narrator, Fantastic Planet

"All we are is dust in the wind...dude."

"She took my eggs." - Howard the Duck

We lock them in, strip them, look them in the eye and tell them it's safe!

FREEEEEEEDOOOOOOOM!! !
-Braveheart

That's like saying you don't wanna be a lion, it is a part of you, like I am, we are one.
-Lion King 2 Simbas Pride

Hey a frizbee, far out.
-Back to the future 3

You'r the doc Doc.
-Back to the future

"Hello. My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."
"Inconceivable!" "You keep using that word I do not think it means what you think it means."
-- The Princess Bride

"Plutonium?! Are you telling me this sucker is NUCLEAR?!"

"It's electric. I just need a nuclear reactor for the one million gigawatts needed to power the flux capacitor."

Back to the Future

Cheryl: Liqued Drain Cleaner has churning power and it will churn right through your pipes. Ladies, you need female plumbing. Shove something clean and new up your filthy pipes.

Justine: Ok, go home, sober up, meet me after work and we will talk about this.
Holden (Tom): Where are you going?
Justine: I got to help Phil with his sperm.
--Good Girl
Watching it now... Crappy movie.

Not from a movie, and from memory, but...
Man: What about my intimacy issues with my wife?
Doctor: Hug her, what else.
Man: Well, my daughter and I, she....
Doctor: She's a teenager, what do you expect?
Man: It's just, I feel empty inside.
Doctor: Eat something.

"Tis merely a flesh wound."

~The Holy Grail

Dana/Zuul: "Do you want this body?"
Peter: "Is this a trick question?"
...
Peter: "Yes, it's true. This man has no d**k."
...
Ray: "It's the Sta-Puft marshmallow man."
...
Winston: "Ray. When someone asks you if you're a god, you say 'YES'!"
- Ghostbusters -

Lt. Dan: "Have you found Jesus yet, Gump?"
Forrest: "I didn't know I was supposed to be looking for him, sir."
- Forrest Gump -

Jason: "It hasn't got any weak points, IT'S A ROCK!"
- Galaxy Quest -

"He who has the gold makes the rules." Casino with Robert Deniro and Joe Peschi.

Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away...
Sir Robin: *No!*
Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away...
Sir Robin: *I didn't!*
Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Sir Robin: *I never did!*
Minstrel: [singing] Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out.
Sir Robin: *Oh, you liars!*
Minstrel: [singing] Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.


- The Holy Grail