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"Words are like children; so unrulely."

"Hehe, more like women I would say"

"I wouldn't know..."

Luther

"No Pinky, don't do it."

~The Wall

(One of only two lines of spoken dialogue in the movie)

"Just tell me one thing, Burke... you're going out there to destroy them, right? Not to study, not to bring back, but to wipe them out." - Ripley, Aliens.

"Nice catch Hayes, don't ever f**king do it again!"

Major League

"You can't stop this train, you know."
"Who said anything about stopping it?"

~Batman Returns

Prince Edward is on top of a bus thinking it is a dragon]
Prince Edward: You've met your match, you foul bellowing beast!
[Edward stabs the bus and every passenger is in shock]
Bus Driver: Everybody stay on the bus.
Prince Edward: Giselle? My love?
Pip in New York: Giselle?
Prince Edward: The steel beast is dead peasants! I've set you all free!
Bus Driver: [gets off the bus and yells at Edward] Are you crazy? Nobody stabs my bus! I'll tear you apart! Do you hear me? You get down here right now!
Nathaniel: Madam, allow me...
Prince Edward: Nathaniel, old friend.
Nathaniel: Sire, may I suggest that you, uh...
Bus Driver: You? A friend a' his? Crazy tight-wearin'... Are you tryin' to mess up my route?
[Pip jumps onto her head and mimics her]
Bus Driver: I'll tear you both apart! Don't you roll your eyes at me, you...
[Nathaniel points to Pip and the bus driver looks up]
Bus Driver: A RAT! GET IT AWAY FROM ME!
Prince Edward: Well, strictly speaking, he's a chipmunk.
Nathaniel: Sire, may I suggest we seek elsewhere for your bride?

-Enchanted

"Please, Mr. Gandalf sir, don't hurt me. Don't turn me into anything... unnatural." - Samwise Gamgee, The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Not HAPPY bob!

(Can't believe that no one has posted this one yet)

"Listen kid, I've been from one end of this galaxy to the other, and I've never seen anything like this "Force" you're talking about."

~Star Wars

UUUMMM, I likes musturd on my french fried potaters.

- Carl from Slingblade

chicks dig me because i rarely wear underwear, and when i do it's usually something unusual.

"What in the hell are you doing?!"
"I'm kicking my ass!! D'YA MIND??! !"

Liar Liar

"Back where I come from we have places called Universities. And after men go to these places. they think deep thoughts. But they have no more brains than you do. However, they do have something you don't. A diploma. So, by the power vested in me by E. Pluribus Unum, I hereby confer upon you the honorary degree of T.H.D."
"T.H.D.?"
"Doctor of Thinkology."
"Oh joy, oh bliss. The square root of some isosoceles triangles is equal to the sum of the square roots of the two remaining sides. How can I ever thank you?"
"You can't."

~The Wizard of Oz

[last Lines ]
Chief O'Hallorhan: You know we were pretty lucky tonight, body count's less then 200. You know, one of these days, you're gonna kill ten-thousand in one of these firetraps, and I'm gonna keep eating smoke and carrying out bodies until someone asks us... how to build them.
Doug Roberts: Ok, I'm asking.
Chief O'Hallorhan: You know where to reach me.

-The Towering Inferno

"I need unguent!"

--that Swedish guy from Fargo.

"Frankenfurter,
it's all over,
your mission is a failure,
your lifestyle's too extreme,
I'm you're new commander,
you now are my prisoner,
We return to Translyvania,
prepare the transmit beam."

~Rocky Horror Picture Show