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Lily "What's your name, cowboy?"
Cowboy "Tex, M'am."
Lily "Tex M'am? Well, are you in show business, Tex M'am?"
Cowboy "Nope."
Lily "Then get Yer Friggin'n boots off the STAGE!"

~Blazing Saddles

It's like I've woken up in bed and she's not here... because she's gone to the bathroom or something. But somehow, I know she's never gonna come back to bed. If I could just... reach over and touch... her side of the bed, I would know that it was cold, but I can't. I know I can't have her back... but I don't want to wake up in the morning, thinking she's still here.

- Thank you, Memento, for my favourite quote of all time, and the most moving moment in cinema.

Muriel : " My boyfriend said if he ever catches me cheating on him with another guy, he'll shoot the other guy, then he'll shoot me and then himself."

Ronda : "That's so romantic"

- Muriel's Wedding

Mozart: Say I'm sick
Stanzi: Yes, you are, you are very sick.
Mozart: No, say it backwards, shitwit!

Stanzi: Say I'm sick... Kiss my ass!

Amadeus

It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.

- Han Solo, Star Wars.

We are Siamese, if you please,
We are Siamese, if you don't please,
We are former residents of Si-am!

Si and Am, Lady and the Tramp

Neo "Am I dead?"
Morpheous "Far from it."

~The Matrix

"How long is this going to TAKE?!"

"Maurice, you did not raise your hand. Therefore your comment will be stricken from the record."

"Maurice, my arm is tired. Wave it for me. Faster, you naughty little monkey."

"Does anyone else have the heebie-jeebies? No? So SHUT UP!"

-Julian, King of the Lemurs
Madagascar

Do not eat me when I save your life!

- 10000 B.C.

Everybody wants to be a cat!

The Aristocats

"This is ridiculous! The Great Wall is only twenty leagues away! Yet why... why... WHY DO WE HAVE TO STOP HERE AND PLAY A GAME OF SOCCER?!"
Eureka seveN anime (ok, so it's not a movie per se, but i couldn't help it. It makes a lot more sense if you've seen the anime)

Archie Mason, Roger Bannister's fictitious coach in Four Minutes, showing Bannister an article about Sir Edmund Hillary's conquest of Everest: "We knocked the b*****d off!"

Bannister: "I like that for cheek!"

Mason: "Me too."

"Buddy, I am going to shoot you in the face!"
~Reservoir Dogs

"Head them off at the pass? I HATE that cliche"

~Blazing Saddles

Lovett: [singing] Mrs Mooney has a pie shop. Does a business, but I notice something weird - lately all her neighbour's cats have disappeared.

Lovett: [singing, after Sweeney Todd has bitten into one of Mrs Lovett's pies] Is that just disgusting? You have to conceed it. It's nothing but crusting, here drink this - you'll need it.

Man: [singing] Attend the tale of Sweeney Todd. His skin was pale and his eye was odd. He shaved the faces of gentlemen who never thereafter were heard of again. He trod a path that few have trod, Did Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street

Company: [singing] Swing your razor wide, Sweeney! Hold it to the skies! Freely flows the blood of those who moralize...

Sweeney Todd: [singing] There's a hole in the world like a great black pit/ and it's filled with people who are filled with s**t/ and the vermin of the world inhabit it- but not for long! They all deserve to die! Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why: because in all of the whole human race, Mrs. Lovett, there are two kinds of men and only two. There's the one staying put in his proper place and the one with his foot in the other one's face- Look at me, Mrs. Lovett, look at you! No, we all deserve to die! Tell you why, Mrs. Lovett, tell you why: Because the lives of the wicked should be- Made brief! For the rest of us, death will be a relief- We all deserve to die!

"Michael Rennie was ill,
The Day The Earth Stood Still,
but he told us where we stand,
and Flash Gordon was there,
in silver underwear,
Claude Rains was The Invisible Man,
then something went wrong for Fay Wray and King Kong,
they got caught in a celluloid jam,
and at a deadly pace,
It Came From Outer Space,
and this how the message ran,
it said Science Fiction Double Feature,
Doctor X will build a creature,
see androids fighting Brad and Janet,
in the late night double feature picture show ..."

~Rocky Horror Picture Show