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17 Mar 2008, 2:36 pm

The great Tyler Durden...

"Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy s**t we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off."

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f*****g khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

"f**k off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may."

And finally...

"Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think every thing you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic. You have been warned."


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17 Mar 2008, 3:55 pm

And you will know my name is the LORD, when I lay my vengance upon thee.
- Pulp fiction

"God?" *looks around then shakes his head* "No God..."
- 30 Days of night

I'M THE KING OF THE WORLD!
- Titanic (Hated that movie!)

Whoa there... the last thing you need is caffine
- Over the hedge


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17 Mar 2008, 4:47 pm

Our noble mission is almost completed my
most beautiful sister, soon we will return
to the moon-drenched shores of our
"androgenous" planet.


Ah - sweet Transexual - land of night -
to sing and dance once more to your dark
refrains. To take that step to the right...


But it's the pelvic thrust
that really drives you insane.


And our World will do
the Time Warp again.


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17 Mar 2008, 5:31 pm

"Hi, I'm looking for Ray Finkle--" [man points gun] "...and a clean pair of shorts!"

"If I'm not back in 5 minutes... just wait longer!"


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17 Mar 2008, 7:24 pm

"One shall stand, one shall fall" - Optimus Prime, Transformers: The Movie.


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17 Mar 2008, 7:45 pm

"Sometimes the magic doesn't work"

~Little Big Man


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17 Mar 2008, 7:48 pm

"Pile up enough tomorrows, and all you're left with is a bunch of empty yesterdays."

~Professor Harold Hill, The Music Man (actually from the musical, but I believe they say a version of it in the movie too)



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18 Mar 2008, 2:15 am

"What do we have here!? A couple o showgirls hey!?"

-"Listen here you mullet, why don't you light your tampon so that it will blow your box apart because it's the only bang you're ever gonna get, sweetheart."

BARSCENE - PRISCILLA, QUEEN OF THE DESERT



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18 Mar 2008, 1:27 pm

"Being the first man to ever arrive in such a fashion, I was immediately acclaimed OZ, Grand Wizard Deluxe. The times being what they were, I accepted the job."

~The Wizard of Oz


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18 Mar 2008, 7:03 pm

Pirates chanting: "Hook! Hook! Wheres the Hook?" -Hook



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18 Mar 2008, 7:30 pm

"I'll guarantee the closest shave you'll ever know."


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18 Mar 2008, 8:30 pm

" OMG. Like, as if! Clueless with Alicia Silverstone.



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18 Mar 2008, 8:34 pm

Striker: Surely, you can't be serious?

Rumack: I am serious, and don't call me Shirley.

"Airplane!"


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18 Mar 2008, 11:57 pm

Max Bialystock: Roger, did you have a chance to read "Springtime for Hitler?"
Roger De Bris: [emerges from behind a partition wearing a dress] Remarkable, remarkable! A stunning piece of work.
Leo Bloom: [under his breath] Max... he's wearing a dress.
Max Bialystock: No kidding.
Roger De Bris: Did you know, I never knew that the Third Reich meant Germany. I mean it's just drenched with historical goodies like that... Oh dear, you're staring at my dress. I should explain. We are going to the choreographer's ball tonight and there's a prize for the best costume.
Carmen Giya: And we always win!
Roger De Bris: I don't know about tonight. I'm supposed to be the Grand Duchess Anastasia, but I think I look more like Tugboat Annie. What do you think, Mr. Bloom?
Leo Bloom: ...Where do you keep your wallet?

The Producers, 1968 version



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19 Mar 2008, 2:18 pm

"Whose brain did you steal"
"Abby somebody."
"Abby SOMEBODY??"
"Mmmm, oh, Abby Normal."

~Young Frankenstein


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19 Mar 2008, 3:16 pm

talking about the Time Machine]
Marty McFly: [looks through a camcorder] This is uh... This is heavy duty, Doc. This is great. Uh... does it run, like... on regular unleaded gasoline?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more kick - plutonium.
Marty McFly: Uh... plutonium? Wait.
[lowers the camcorder by his side and points to the DeLorean]
Marty McFly: Are you telling me that this sucker is nuclear?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Hey, hey, hey. Keep rolling. Keep rolling, there.
[Marty looks through the camcorder again]
Dr. Emmett Brown: No, no, no. This sucker's electrical, but I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity I need.
Marty McFly: Doc, you don't just walk into a store and buy plutonium. Did you rip that off?
Dr. Emmett Brown: Shhhhhh. Of course. From a group of Libyan nationalists. They wanted me to build them a bomb, so I took their plutonium and in turn, gave them a shiny bomb-casing full of used pinball machine parts! Come on! Let's get you a radiation suit. We must prepare to reload.

Back to the Future


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