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digger1
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18 Feb 2008, 6:45 pm

I have an internal hemroid and it itches like an SOB so I went out and bought some suppositories and put one in when I got home.

It feels really weird but nice.

I'm gettin' old. I'm a week or so away from exiting the "young adult" demographic.



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18 Feb 2008, 6:49 pm

What a sweet story . You should write a childrens book about it. :lol:

Didnt you have to have them as a kid I remember my mom shoving stuff up my butt. All my earliest memories are of the bathroom.

So how old aqre you about to turn? I heard that 26 is the new end age for adolecence.



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18 Feb 2008, 6:57 pm

I'll be 35 on the 27th.



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18 Feb 2008, 7:02 pm

Wait I'm 35 what am I ?



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18 Feb 2008, 7:04 pm

wow thanks for sharing, i really didnt need to know that



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18 Feb 2008, 7:14 pm

Hey you jerk Its not my fault I was born in 1972!



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18 Feb 2008, 7:14 pm

I was supposed to use a suppositorial medication for a benign condition I still have, but the intense discomfort and sensory disaster of it traumatised me too much to continue using it. I'm 24 so maybe I'm still too young. :?

Props to you digger1 for tolerating yours very well.



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18 Feb 2008, 7:15 pm

happy to be of service!

They don't last very long, do they? This one only lasted about an hour and now I'm all, "oooh, aaahh, ssshhhh - that's burns!"

I need to irrigate with cool water!



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18 Feb 2008, 7:23 pm

Do people take them for recreational use, now I'm curious?....... :?: :idea: :?:



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18 Feb 2008, 7:51 pm

if you call wanting to relieve burning and itching then yeah, it's recreational.



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18 Feb 2008, 7:54 pm

:lol:



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18 Feb 2008, 9:32 pm

I read that they use suppositories routinely in France.



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18 Feb 2008, 11:20 pm

TrueDave wrote:
Do people take them for recreational use, now I'm curious?....... :?: :idea: :?:


No, then we use penis.



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18 Feb 2008, 11:21 pm

Thanks for sharing that with us.


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18 Feb 2008, 11:37 pm

886 wrote:
Thanks for sharing that with us.


The question was asked.

Or was it rhetorical?



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18 Feb 2008, 11:56 pm

digger1 wrote:
I have an internal hemroid and it itches like an SOB so I went out and bought some suppositories and put one in when I got home.

It feels really weird but nice.


Now that's what I call classy.