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Oh, and they're good fer roastin', fryin', boilin', and-- ahem-- many other things.

*sniffs* ewwaarrgh, I be suspecting that these mermaids o' yourn are past their sell by date - you shoulda kept 'em in the refrigerator. P'rhaps they'd still work for fishin' bait though.

*produces a piratey wallet with skull and cross-credit-card insignia* how much fer three arms?

Oh, and who'll help me catch a kraken for to roast this hallow's eve?

(mad jack is ogling the wench in the witches costume)

Ahhhhhhh............

(takes a swig o' rum and straightens his coat)

I'll have two then. Who knows, I might be catching a spare kraken? *smiles a grin of piratey glee* Now, where's me hacksaw...?

*a little later...*

Well there we are with a nice clean fishing rod and with some bait on what hardly looks like anything sinister whatsoever. Aaarrr.

Oooh kraken! Looky what we have for you, mmm, tasty mertreats!

That's far dubloons, please. Arrrrrrr...

Er, d'ya think the wench there wud be likin a mermaid fer supper?
Can ye deliver 'em cooked?
(pulls out money pouch)

Oil take two, if ye can cook 'em.

Arr, who be wantin' me kraken? Me kraken's me first mate, he be summat fierce! He chop yer up with his iron tail, an' toss the pieces inter Davy Jones' Locker ter feed der fish... that what he not be eatin' himself!

Arrgh! *waves scimtar*

me had a few gramatticer arrers, that be why me had to edit my post!

Arrgh! *waves scimitar*

Errrrrrrrr -

Wud the kraken be innerested in a mermaid?

(steps behind the mermaid dealer)

It be 'alloween, mateys!
Time ta resurrect the pirates - Oi'll be 'auntin six flags in massachusetts this year.

Raise the jolly roger, me boys!
War's thet wench? It be time fer 'alloween mischief!

Ahoy me mateys!

So how do you like me ship.....the honda civic....type ARR

that be a fine ship me lad. aye haf to ask, whar'd ya find such a bloomin treasure?


ARRRRR

matey, how does ye sail with a ship as thus with a peg leg for the wheel me hearty?

Wheels don't be mattering on the open sea! 'Sides, isn't it a rudder? Looks ruddy rudderish to me, aar!

Th' caaaar cum wi' it's oon life preeserver, dunnit? ARRrrrrrrrrrrrrr

*hobbles off singing* "Farewell an' adieu to ye fair Spanish maidens... farewell an' adieu to you ladies of Spain. Fer we've received orders to sail back to Boston. Farewell an' adieu we shan't see you again..."