"We kill threads"; Threadkiller Society

Post Reply New Topic

I'm signing a "Do Not Resuscitate" for this thread as it's terminal. Goodbye thread.

You can’t kill this thread, resistance is futile.

Killing seems to be a... Strong Too direct of a word.

More like beating it over and over and over and over...

Gained Number Post Count (1).
Lose Time (n).

Lose more time here - Updates at least once a week.

By its very nature the Threadkiller thread cannot be killed.

If you think you've killed it, it will come back to life, like any good monster.

Though now I've said that, this is of course the ultimate ironic time to let it die.

Wherefore art thou oh finality to this grand thread of threads .

[Finishes stitching throat together. Inserts massive electrodes. Fires up Van de Graf generator. Starts vials of glowing green liquid bubbling. Slowly cranks lightning conductor upright as storm builds overhead.]

Live, my monster! LIIIIIIIVE!

um.

I've decided that from now on, when I kill a thread, it's because my post was so excellent, lesser mortals decided they couldn't possibly follow it. This is Positive Thinking.

I hope this post sucks.

very graphic description....... " its Alive" .............

For whom the bell tolls; it tolls for thee thread.

The Grim Reaper is here and the end is nigh.

Shoot Post to kill discontinue.

Gained Number Post Count (1).
Lose Time (n).

Lose more time here - Updates at least once a week.

Death waits for nothing, so says the Threadkiller Society.


Backs away into the shadows in his +5 black robes of thread killing