-JR wrote:
"Use it anywhere you need temporary assistance." Clearly it's not meant to be a permanent solution.
And "satisfaction" is what's guaranteed. Not that it's never going to fall off. If it's used to the specification of the manual, then you should be satisfied.
Possible argument from dumbass lawsuit because somebody thought the suction would last forever...
Oh, you just know some idiot is going to try suing when they hurt themselves after, I dunno, using those things as hand-holds to hang upside-down while they're painting something. After all, they weren't told that wasn't possible in the commercial, were they?
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Why so serious?