Global conquest.

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Call me Archimedes the Younger. I'll take care of all your energy needs, AND build a solar laser to zap any incoming invaders. But be wary of those inside the fort walls-they be hiding daggers!

You're going to need a master assassin.

OH and I'm a relatively expensive person, so I'm going to need a big budget and lots of under......I mean lieutenants.

Great! Okay, we'll all meet outside of Adelaide Oval - you know the one, around six in the afternoon.
I've got some stolen nukes, hired goons, Russian mercenaries, a guy who owes me a favour, and thirty-two "borrowed" F/A-18's. Oh, I've also loaned the Death Star from Vader for a while (he's real, you know - yeah, it surprised me, too!)

So... where should we attack first? Personally, I'm up for anyplace with a funny accent.

Ye Shall Be Known as Minions O' the Marching Man. Just fer a laugh.
I like the abbreviation. That way, when we invade, they'll ask: Och, now, 'oos attackin', laddy?
Aye, it be the MMM.

Eh? What's that ye say?

I said, MMM. Weren't ya listening?

Aye, this be no time to be thinkin' 'bout yer stomach, lad!

Whaddid I say? Funny accents, eh?

No plan shal involve countless plans, if we use brute force we are bound to be beaten by some spy, we need anomnysity. Another plan is to actualy spread in as some kind of aid but suddnly change once we control enough. Or even setting up fake plots that how people react will actualy push as into position, that or we need a member to become a world leaser at the same time. My idea of a name is Hades, we will control the underworld.

I want in I want to be head of psychological warfare branch.

Noooooo, totally not in. Against! I want to rule Earth myself.

That's been a plan for 20 years! I can't just change plans now.

The world is only big enough for me alone, any other human can't come.

Maybe you could start your agenda for Mars instead? I'll leave Mars alone, too.

Hi, I'm the awkward guy who makes jokes that nobody ever laughs at. Can I have some cookies?

The brownies are the best .

Sorry, I guess I should have mentioned that before you started eating all the cookies. Oh well, we have plenty more for next time.

Thats right everyone do your plans little do you know that you are infact being manipulated, anyone who does not join are infact part of possible tools of use. Or infact part of the group but may not say or know so. Remember knowledge is power and with enough of it conquering will be easy. So go ahead Sora put your plan into action I know you will return and when you do will be placed in a worthy position, A chosen leader is not yet decided but when they are it may not even be known to any of us. This world is will be the right planet.